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"The Secretary of the Department of War suggested Ernest.  The President agreed."
30/09/2025

"The Secretary of the Department of War suggested Ernest. The President agreed."

"You get your protein and your fluoride at once.  It's a great product.  Tasty!"       -flavored
30/09/2025

"You get your protein and your fluoride at once. It's a great product. Tasty!"

-flavored

"You have to be careful out there. They will 'clap, claw and rip'. They're mighty. So stay away."Let us know if you see ...
30/09/2025

"You have to be careful out there. They will 'clap, claw and rip'. They're mighty. So stay away."

Let us know if you see one.

Dale Thompson hiding behind the Mayor.

"The whole building needs to be GOLD.  Just like the Oval Office.  Gold, gold, gold!"         #1600
30/09/2025

"The whole building needs to be GOLD. Just like the Oval Office. Gold, gold, gold!"

#1600

"Malley hung in there. The wall of water came down hard on him and still... he paddled on.  He's a hero to us."         ...
29/09/2025

"Malley hung in there. The wall of water came down hard on him and still... he paddled on. He's a hero to us."

"It's something the Egyptians have wanted to do for a long, long time.  Allows some more light into the chambers and it'...
29/09/2025

"It's something the Egyptians have wanted to do for a long, long time. Allows some more light into the chambers and it's a great view looking out as well."

Some aliens aren't happy about their "work" being touched.

"He's gathering more this year, and doing it earlier. Probably means a colder and snowier winter."Dale Thompson in the w...
29/09/2025

"He's gathering more this year, and doing it earlier. Probably means a colder and snowier winter."

Dale Thompson in the woods with Ye.

Sources tell WWN that Bat Boy made it out of Europe safely, eluding authorities from 14 countries. He's now been seen in...
29/09/2025

Sources tell WWN that Bat Boy made it out of Europe safely, eluding authorities from 14 countries. He's now been seen in Africa, crossing the Sahara.

Do you think they'll catch him in Africa?


The US Department of War's resources are vast, but the scrappy Bat has allies across the globe.Joe Saddler at Quantico. ...
26/09/2025

The US Department of War's resources are vast, but the scrappy Bat has allies across the globe.

Joe Saddler at Quantico.

"We expect it to be a major trend in 2026"Dale Thompson with Harold.
26/09/2025

"We expect it to be a major trend in 2026"

Dale Thompson with Harold.

"Is the former FBI Director putting together a dream team for his defense?"
26/09/2025

"Is the former FBI Director putting together a dream team for his defense?"

"Could be that the U.S. is looking to get hold of that pot of gold, IF it really exists."Dale Thompson with the Leprecha...
25/09/2025

"Could be that the U.S. is looking to get hold of that pot of gold, IF it really exists."

Dale Thompson with the Leprechauns.


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The World's Only Reliable News... for 40 years! Founded in 1979, WWN is renowned for its cutting edge cover stories and reporting on news seldom covered by the mainstream press. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts and highly collectible. The Weekly World News ceased paper publication in August 2007. It was in print from 1979 to 2007 and moved online in 2009. In 2019, Weekly World News relaunched with its current Editor-in-Chief is Greg D’Alessandro (2019), who has written many articles for the publication over the years.

Weekly World News has over 100,000 articles and over 300 characters in its library - with more stories and characters being created each week. It is currently putting together deals for tv, film, podcasts, books, music, gaming, and other media. BAT BOY Bat Boy was first featured in a 1992 issue after being found in a cave in West Virginia (Lost World Caverns, Lewisburg, WV). He has since led police on a high-speed chase, fought in the war on terror, led the troops to capture Saddam Hussein, bitten Santa Claus, and traveled into outer space. In 2000, he gave his endorsement to Al Gore. It was foretold that Bat Boy would become president in 2028. The story of Bat Boy was the basis for an acclaimed off-Broadway musical, Bat Boy: The Musical, in which Bat Boy meets a tragic end. In addition to articles, Bat Boy has been featured in a comic strip since 2004, though it is said that only the articles are the "true" story of Bat Boy. A team of explorers is currently searching for Bat Boy in Lost World Caverns