11/09/2014
We cant score centuries,cz we are not selfish..
We cant bowl properly, cz their board fixed the ball .
We cant bat properly cz,their apply grass on the bowl to swing
Our players cant keep wickets properly,cz their players wear big clothes and pads,Play with broad bats..and our wicktkeeprs cant the ball.
Our no. 9,10,11 batsmen are better batsmen than 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8.. thatswy we give max no. Of balls to the tailenders.. Unlike their team who never gives chance to no.9,10,11 batsmen..such selfishness
Our umpire Kumar Dharmasena is the best.. As he has the God particle Kumar in him
Its very sad to knw that our team has never won a series in their country..
Cheaters either make flat tracks or fast track.. Make a no track and see our magic..
Bloody boundaries gets smaller when they bat because.. the spectators gets increased and ropes gets closer to the pitch fr them.
Their board even fixes winds,rain,dew,troposphere,Ozone layer,cooler,fans,lights etc
May our god particle give some brains to them
More to come after todays match :3