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11/04/2014

Ek maa ka jawan beta mar gaya..

Maa rote huay boli :

Abhi merey bete ne dekha he kya tha

Itne mai aik padosan boli :

Chinta ki koi baat nahi aunty ji

Mai ne usko sab kuch dikha dia tha :p

11/01/2014

Wife :-Samne wale ghar me,
pati patni me kab se JHAGDA ho
raha Hai,
Aap 1 baar jaiye na...
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Husband :- mai ek - do baar gaya
tha,
ye usi ka Jhagda hai :p

10/29/2014

True Lines
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Duniya Me Sari Cheeze Thokr
Lagne Se Toot Skti Hai.
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Magar Sirf Insaan Hi Ek Aisa
Hai Jo
Thokar Lagne K Bad Hi Kuch
Banta Hai. \m/

10/29/2014

Hazaar ke noto se toh bas zarurat poori hoti hain...

Maza toh maa se maange ek rupaye ke sikke mein tha :')

10/29/2014

My best buddy to me :

"Bhai Jo hota hai acche ke liye hota hai"

Me: *Punches him hard*

Buddy: BC Yeh kya tha? :|

Me: "Acche ke liye tha" :v

10/28/2014

Main facebook pe iss leye bhi ladkiyon se jyada batein nhi karta dosto..
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kya pata jiss Tanya se mujhe pehli nazar mein pyar ho jaye woh kal ko Tejpal nikle :v

10/27/2014

I text my ex after diwali

Me : Hi sweety

Ex : Bady dino baat yaad ayi meri :(

Me : Bas babu kal raat bhai k hath mai patakha dekha to tmhari yaad aa gayi ^_^

Ex : Awwww mela babe :*

" Patch Up " ;)

10/26/2014

Arz kiya hai..

jo aankhon se hamesha rehte hai door,
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wah wah...
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jo aankhon se rehte hai hamesha door..
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wo question exam me aate h jaroor... :D

10/25/2014

Awesome School Memories

Mom : Padh ley beta exam mai t.v kaam nahi ayega

Me : Sab padh chuka hun mom pass ho jaunga

Mom : Acha to chal test do ?

Me : Arey just 1,2 chap. reh gaye wo padh k dey dunga :p

10/25/2014

Log kehte hai ke khuda ne aap ko
bahut fursat me banaya
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Simple si baat hai yaar
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Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate
hai :v

10/25/2014

Most awkward moment fr
boys
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Jb hm log haircut kra kr saloon se ate hai aur
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Ghar me ghuste hi mummy- .
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"kahaa??? Mujhe to kahi se
nahi lg
rha k tne baal v katvaye h" Faltu k paise deke
aa gaya kya ? :p

10/24/2014

Agr Pyar Sath Ho To Tanhayi
Nahi Hoti
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Sache Pyar Me Kabhi Bewfai Nahi
Hoti
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Pr Agr 1 Baar Pyar Ho Jaye
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To Kitne Hi Coaching Center Join
Kar lo
Pr "Padhai" Nhi hoti. :p

10/22/2014

Protect your girlfriend like
your daughter, love her like
your wife and respect her
like your mother.....!!
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BHai kuch bhi kar lo she will
alsways treat you like her
"ATM Card " :v

10/22/2014

DelhiMetro =
Romantic scenes..
Hugging.
Kissing..
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Mumbai Local =
"Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!"
"Bhau mala jau dya na.."
"Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh!! "
"Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!! " :p

10/20/2014

Ladkiyaan "love at first sight" par

bishwaas nahi karti hai kyunki..

Pehli nazar me pata karna mushkil

hota hai ki ladka kitna kamaata hai.. :p

10/16/2014

A couple were arguing.

Wife:u dont like anybody in my family

Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law..!! :v

10/15/2014

Do you know why God has
created spaces between your
fingers?
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So that someone would come
in your life....
hold your hand & say...
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"LE Cigarette PI BC "
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Har baat me emotional hona
achhi baat nahi. :v

10/14/2014

After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...! :v

Agree then thoko likes :D (Y)

10/14/2014

When a Guy does Something Wrong…..
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
Moral -
ab moral kya batau khud hi samajh jao !!! :p

10/14/2014

Satsang me baba Ramdev bole:

aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde
pehanti
hain k sab nazar aata hai..
Unki kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki taange nazar aati hain,
Unka jism nazar aata hai,
Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai...

Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, "

"Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood
mat banao
raat ko need nahi aayegi=D

10/13/2014

Truee !!

Between ten people, nine maybe in love with you..
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But, You'll fall in love exactly for that one who doesn't love you... !!! (Y)

10/09/2014

I wäs shockd last night,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me :*
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Suddenly I Replied :

Na.. Na.. Na.. Na.. Goriya Churna Mera Jiyaa :D
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Phir kya tha.. Kambal orha aur so gaya lambi taan k :v

10/09/2014

Mujhe Rs.15,00,000/-chahiye sirf 1 month keliye.

Need it any how.

Tumhare pass rehete hai isliye tumhe pucha...

Na maat karna plz.

Aaisa 1 bewda ATM machine se bol raha tha.....

Tum log tension mat lo ... :D

10/08/2014

Ek gaon mein 1 cinema hall khula .
Gaon waale bde desh bhagat the ;
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is lye unho ne cinema hall ka naam
rakha : GANDHI KI DHOTI .
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Ab jab koi nayee film lagti hai to poster
lagta hai
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" Gandhi ki dhoti mein SPIDERMAN "
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" Gandhi ki dhoti mein JEE AAYA NU "
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"Gandhi ki dhoti mein PHIR HERA PHERI"
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"Gandhi ki dhoti mein SABSE BADA
KHILAARI "
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"Gandhi ki dhoti mein MAAMLA GARBAR HAI "
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"Gandhi ki dhoti mein MURDER "
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"Gandhi ki dhoti mein BADSHAH " :v

10/08/2014

Wife:" (Gusse me)
Aapne bola tha bina reason sharab nahi
piyunga...
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Husband:" Reason hai...
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Diwaali aa rahi hai,
rocket chalane ke liye khali bottle
chaahiye :p

10/07/2014

Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke
husband ,
truck ke neeche aakar papad ban
gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya
zarurat hai,
neeche se sarka do.. :p

10/06/2014

Agar Aap Galat Hain Aur Chup hain Toh aap SamjhDaar Hai ..

Lekin

Agar Aap Sahi Hain Aur Chup hain Toh Aap PATI hain :v

10/05/2014

Aaj Ka Gyan
Upvas in new Style
Living 1 day without:
Mobile
Facebook
Electricity
Internet
Car
Whatsapp
Tv
Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan Dharti par aake
kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega
kya" :')

10/04/2014

" BREAKING NEWS "

Mumbai mai garba khatam hone k baad different areas se ab tak 10 laashain baramad ki jaa chuki hain..

Kaie log zakhmi aur serious halat mai shahar k different hospitals mai pahey huay hain.. :'(
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Reason :

Aata Maajhi Sataki Song :v

10/04/2014

Sanju baba at jail :

Jailer sahab merey ko aaj fir

se bapu dikh rahe hain..

Jailer : Kahan bey ?

Sanju baba : Wo wahan aap

k picchu mai ?

Jailer : Aby chup chaap so ja

wo to apna ashram hai :v

10/03/2014

Today was " Anti Devil " day

Aaj musalmano ne shaitaan pe patharon ki barish ki aur hidus ne us pe aag ki baish ki

Par phir bhi shaitaan kabhi nahi marta kyu k usko hum apne andar zinda rakhte hain :D

10/03/2014

When group of girls sees street dog-

mujhe darr lagg rha hai, woh humari
taraf hi dekh rha hai, nikal jaldi, aaj
toh kaatega yeh pakka

When group of boys sees street dog-

aee woh dekh iska baap, gher saale
usko waha se main yaha pakdta hu.
harami khada kya hai paththar utha
aur bhaag saale ke peeche :v

Agree Boys ?? Thoko Like** (Y)

10/03/2014

1 Kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me
Gaon me aaya...

Sab ne pucha- Kya hua???

Kisaan- Shahar me Anaaj bech rha tha

"GEHOON LE LO"

Kamino ne Samjha-

" GAY-HU-LE-LO" :p

10/03/2014

Ghourr Kalyug..
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why
did you say that ??
Boy:- We have heard
Laila - Majnu ,
Heer -Ranjha ,
Soni- Mahival ,
Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal ?
Teacher Behosh :v

10/03/2014

How boys make friends.😀😀
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Boy 1= Result aya hai yarr mere 3
back hai .
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Boy 2 =mere to 4 back aye yaar.
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Boy 1 = tu to bhai hai yaar :O :p

Aja daru peene chalte :D

10/02/2014

After 20years i will gonna be like :

Aaj kal k londy log ko kahan music

aur songs ki sense hai..

Aik hamare dorh tha jab chala karte thay :

" 4 botal vodka kaam mera roz ka "

" Aunty police bula leygi " :v

10/02/2014

A worst feeling..!!
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When you can’t love anyone else,
because your heart still belongs to the one,
who broke it. :(

10/02/2014

Jiske din khrab chal rhe ho.
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Uske sapne me Sunny Leone bi sadi
pahan k ati h. :v

10/01/2014

Boss ne 1 Joke sunaya..:

Saare Employees hasne lage, siway Ek ke...

Boss: Tumhe mera joke pasand nahi aaya?

Employee: Sir, mujhe dusri jagah Naukri mil gayi hai..!! :v

09/30/2014

Dad- Beta Facebook Aur WhatsApp Ke Bahar Bhi Ek
Dunya Hai..!!
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Me - Oh Really Papa,Zara Link To Send Karna Uski
*homeless now* :/ :v

09/30/2014

Ek Harami Bacche Se Kisine Sawal Kiya
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Billi Puch Kyu Hilati Hai?
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Bache Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya.
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Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai,
Tere Baap Ki Nahi. :v

09/29/2014

WhatsApp killed SMS..!!
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YouTube killed DVD..!! .
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Skype killed ISD calls..!!
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Ebay killed real life
shopping..!!
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And
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Facebook killed LIFE... !!
Agree ... ??? :( (Y)

09/29/2014

Ye Life Insurance waale bhi kya GAZAB
dhaate hain .
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Biwi ke bagal me Baith kar Pati ke marne ke
Faayde btaate hain :v

09/29/2014

Teacher:- Shadi Kya Hai?

Stdent:Kunwaro ke Liye

"Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye

Raha Na Jaye..

Aur

Shadi shuda k Liye

"Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna :v

09/28/2014

Kya Fark Hai Dosti Aur Mohabbat
Mein........???
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Rehte To Dono Dil Mein Hi Hain
Lekin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai....
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Barson Baad Milne Par
Mohabbat Nazar chura leti h or dost
sene se lga lete h
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dost k liye ek like to bnta h boss (Y)

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