WTFZ

09/27/2025

09/27/2025

Shout out to everyone who still remembers their childhood landline number but can't recall the password they made yesterday. You' re my people.

09/27/2025

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises and people.

09/27/2025

Question: Could you really go back to living like we did in the 70s and 80s without internet, smart phones and social media?

09/26/2025

If you wear your jeans 5 days in a row, they become baggy. And it looks like you're losing weight.
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09/26/2025

Might wake up
early and go for a jog.
I may also win the lottery. Odds are about the same.

09/26/2025

best way to get the cops called on a party?

09/26/2025

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for not having any accidents

09/25/2025

im okay, but if a million dollars fell into my bank account I’d be better