In late 2014 and early 2015 two friends were trolling a popular message board posting false leaks and spoilers of the then in production Star Wars: The Force Awakens under many varying monikers. After coming forward about their trolling they took their fake stories and posted them to their own website, Faking Star Wars in March 2015. Those friends were “Faking” Jacen Solo and Sheevel Knievel. Today their comedic legacy continues as they venture into new real life adventures and pass the “Faking” baton into new capable hands. From false news to satiric “Top Tens” Faking Star Wars is the fan site for you! We are dedicated to creating Star Wars rumors that are 100% fake. We out-scoop other sites by creating the scoops ourselves. You know it’s fake, we know it’s fake, no one gets butt hurt. May the Faux be with you. We are in no way affiliated with Lucasfilm, Bad Robot, or The Walt Disney Company. All articles are for comedic/parody purposes only. Enjoy.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Natalie Portman Completely Forgot She Was in Star Wars
During an interview Natalie Portman casually revealed she apparently blocked out that she starred in all three Star Wars prequel films from her memory.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Has Social Media Destroyed Star Wars – FSW Radio Podcast
Duper and IG-69 discuss social media outrage and if the new era of instant gratification and the internet echo chamber has killed Star Wars.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Spider-Man’s Tom Holland Hates Star Wars
During a press junket for Marvel's Spider-Man: Far From Home, star Tom Holland admits he hates Star Wars! The nerve of this punk!
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Thief Complains Galaxy’s Edge Prison Too Real
After stealing plasticware from an eatery at Disneyland's Galaxy's Edge, a guest at the park was sent to "space prison" deep under Black Spire Outpost.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Master And Apprentice Book Review
As my first taste of Claudia Gray, Master and Apprentice left me scratching my head. Competently written, yes, but entertaining… debatable. So I’m not sure if this is one of her weaker entries or they’ve all been as mediocre. But let’s dive in. I was immediately drawn to the book because Qui...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Top 10 Things C-3PO Reveals About Luke Skywalker In Episode IX
According to a Rise of Skywalker leak, C-3PO will be spreading the legend of Luke Skywalker throughout the galaxy. But what will he be sharing?
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Hayden Christensen Miscast As Anakin Skywalker In Cameo Video
A fan had booked Hayden Christensen via celeb shout out service Cameo to celebrate her husband's birthday but the actor is charing her for reshoots.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: U2 Threatens Lawsuit Over Galaxy’s Edge Name
Don’t bet on U2 playing a concert at Disneyland anytime soon. The legendary rock band is threatening legal action over the name of the Mouse House’s latest billion-dollar attraction, Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. “You can’t just take a man’s name, slap Star Wars in front of it, and cash in o...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Harry Knowles Calls Out Kristian Harloff For White Shill Privilege
The former head of pioneering shill website Ain’t It Cool News has resurfaced — and he’s got a bone to pick with Collider’s Kristian Harloff. After years of laying low due to assault allegations, Harry Knowles has broken his silence because of “ridiculous and irresponsible” claims made...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Episode IX: The Leak of Skywalker!
A new leak surrounding the plot of The Rise of Skywalker has been received at Faking HQ!! Read on for details on the story arcs of both Kylo Ren and Rey!
Podcasts in Review
Here is this week’s Podcasts in Review, starting with the top five and honorable mentions, then moving on to the full reviews. Lots of Galaxy’s Edge coverage this week. This Week’s Top Five F…
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Jedi: Fallen Order Mission Involves Protecting Jar Jar Binks
At E3 we were learned a mission in Jedi Fallen Order will involve escorting Jar Jar Binks and keeping him out of harm's way from Imperial forces on Naboo.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Reylo Nation Decanonizes Daisy Ridley Engagement
Yesterday several news outlets reported that Star Wars lead Daisy Ridley had gotten engaged to her Murder on the Orient Express co-star Tom Bateman. Fairly conventional story about two young people finding love in the workplace. Unless of course you’re one of the thousands of superfans obsessed wi...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Top 10 Words Galaxy’s Edge Cast Members Must Avoid Saying
There are nearly six dozen words and phrases that cast members at Star Wars Galaxy's Edge are not allowed to say and we have the TOP TEN.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Galaxy’s Edge & Episode IX Vanity Fair Article – FSW Radio Podcast
On this episode of Faking Star Wars Radio: Duper, IG, and Teeb discuss the Galaxy's Edge, the Rise of Skywalker, Solo 2, and more!
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Pen*s Alien Cosplay “Looks Like A**”
PEEKSKILL, NY — After a whopping 72 man hours, a local man’s cosplay of “Klaud the pen*s alien” has missed the mark, according to friends and family. 23-year old Jeffrey Wilson had hoped to be the first person to successfully dress up as the most iconic new alien from The Rise of Skywalker: ...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Harloff Minor Decanonized After Kristian Harloff’s Tantrum
Lucasfilm has officially decanonized Harloff Minor — the planet named after Collidor contributor Kristian Harloff — in a ceremony held at Galaxy’s Edge.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: High School Principal Booed at Graduation Ceremony for Quoting The Last Jedi
During his graduation ceremony speech at Northwest High School, Principal Lucas Kennedy took the stage and subverted expectations by quoting The Last Jedi.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Nobody Expects the Jedi Inquisition – Loose Canon Podcast
Duper & IG-69 of FSW Radio appeared on the latest episode of Star Wars Loose Canon podcast to talk Jedi relics, galactic thrift stores, & R-rated Star Wars.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Kathleen Kennedy Pushes For More Female-Led Petitions Asking For Her Head
Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy has a bone to pick with Star Wars fans demanding she be fired: there are too few women among them.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Benioff & Weiss and Weaponry & Technology – FSW Radio Podcast
On FSW Radio guest Darth Ekim reviews the TIE Fighter Owners' Manual, Duper and Teeb discuss Benioff & Weiss and the Star Wars tech.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Top 10 Reasons Solo 2 Should Happen
Today is a very special day throughout Star Wars fandom, particularly for fans of scruffy-looking nerf herders. See, today marks the one year anniversary of the critically underrated Solo: A Star Wars Story. Fortunately, our pals at StarWarsNewsNet (shout out to John Hoey) have spearheaded a campaig...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Bandmates Unimpressed With Lead Guitarist’s Midi-chlorian Count
Guitarist of Star Wars themed ska-punk band Bossktones was eager to show off that his Midi-chlorian count had doubled since the band's rehearsal.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Poops On Episode I Anniversary Party
After 20 years, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and its fans still have what it takes... for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to poop on.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Grandmother Concerned Grandson is Going to Hell After Seeing His Star Wars Funko Pops
17 year-old Steven Garner is going to Hell, according to his grandmother Dolores Godfrey after seeing his collection of Star Wars Funko Pops.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Moment of Truth: 12 Times The Hard Times Was Funnier Than The Onion
Humor is subjective, and so is satire. But when it comes to Star Wars comedy, parody, and satire, Faking Star Wars is where most fans of the saga will turn. However, fake Star Wars news does hit the mainstream satire news cycle from time to time. Today we will compare parody juggernaut The Onion and...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Legends Fan Relieved To Learn Peter Mayhew’s Death Not Caused by Falling Moon
Star Wars fans have been mourning since Peter Mayhew passed away. But a Legends fan was happy to learn cause of death was not crushed by a falling moon.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Moment Of Truth: Why The Game Of Thrones Finale And Avengers: Endgame Mark The True Beginning Of Disney Star Wars
The last few years have been especially trying for Star Wars fans. While news of Disney’s purchase of Lucasfilm was initially met with joy, the honeymoon was short-lived. The Force Awakens was fine albeit a soulless reboot of the original trilogy. Being the first installment of a new trilogy, you ...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Why Mace Windu Will Be In Episode IX According To Nerd Of Color
Jedi Master Mace Windu is alive and well. Need I remind you, according to The Maker himself, George friggin’ Lucas, Windu is still among the living.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Mother Not Really Feeling Dozen Rose Tico Figures
24-year old Gerald Davies, Jr. got a jump on Mother’s Day weekend and presented his mother Alice with a bouquet of one dozen Rose Tico figures.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Ewok Adventure & Star Wars Poetry – FSW Radio Podcast
FSW Radio dives into the classic made-for-TV Ewok films Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor. Also, Storm Duper interviews Curtis of Star Wars Poetry.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Rian Johnson Writing Trilogy For Urban Dictionary
In a deal said to be worth less than zero, writer-director Rian Johnson will be creating an all-new trilogy for the Urban Dictionary streaming service.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Resting Sith Face Not Canon According To Bitch Of Wife
During a major spat due to conflicting Star Wars Day plans, Greg Miller told his wife Suzanne she had a "resting Sith face".
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Hillary Clinton Offends Star Wars Fans; Refers to Them As “Force Worshippers”
A group of fans celebrating Star Wars Day lost all their belongings in a kitchen fire. Many sympathized but others mocked with the term Force Worshippers.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX
Sheev Palpatine isn’t the only cutey featured in The Rise Of Skywalker. The finale to the Star Wars saga will also see the debut of precocious droid D-0 (pronounced kyo͞ot!!!). Part pizza cutter, part megaphone, and all cute, the gender-neutral D-0 will serve as BB-8’s sidekick throughout the f...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Darth Maul Refutes DNA Results Linking Him To The Night King
“Absolute bantha poodoo,” said Darth Maul after reading his DNA test results early Thursday. The leader of the Crimson Dawn crime syndicate vehemently refuted the findings from a 23andMe kit gifted to him by Qi’ra after a particularly successful heist. “43% Zabrak… well, yeah… 18% Mirial...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Poorly Timed Star Wars Joke Ruins Back-To-Back-To-Back Speed Dates
CHICAGO, IL — After a string of disappointing hook-ups and blind dates, 28-year old Etsy merchant Jen Dooley was really looking forward to Star Wars-themed “lightspeed dating” night at the Burlington Bar. “I’m totally open to dating a geek, especially one that loves Star Wars and Game of T...
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Kevin Smith To Receive Daughter’s Tear Ducts In Preparation For Episode IX
Citing an escalation in the nerd crying game, director Kevin Smith will be the recipient of his daughter’s tear ducts in a surgical procedure.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Kylo Ren Hits Rock Bottom In Episode IX
If you can’t get enough of Kylo Ren, you’re in for a treat as there will be twice as much of the Dark Prince to fantasize over in Episode IX.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Star Wars OT Fans Protest Gender Bending Reboot
Paul Feig is returning to the world of gender bending reboots with a remake of the original Star Wars trilogy set to begin shooting in Quebec this fall.
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: Daisy Ridley Film Delayed Because Of Terrible Wig And Tom Holland
Lionsgate's film adaptation of Patrick Ness’ sci-fi novel starring Daisy Ridley & Tom Holland will not be released this year because of “massive problems.”
Checkout the latest Faking #StarWars post: After Marvel Film Marathon, Man Realizes Star Wars Not So Bad
What should have culminated in excitement for Avengers: Endgame has resulted in an existential crisis for a superfan after the Marvel Studios film marathon.
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