28/02/2025
Mr. Whiskerton, a majestic and undeniably fluffy cat, had just engaged in an epic battle with the mysterious paper bag. It had taunted him, crinkled in defiance, and even attempted to escape when he pounced. But Whiskerton, a warrior of grace (and excessive fur), had emerged victorious.
Satisfied with his triumph, he flopped dramatically onto his back, limbs sprawled, awaiting a well-earned belly rub from his human servants. The battle was won, but exhaustion was real. Now, only one question remained: Who would dare to disturb the mighty conqueror’s nap?
(Hint: No one. Unless they wanted a dramatic, disapproving glare in return.)
