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05/14/2013

The expansion has begun! Sports articles past, present, and future are being moved from The Inept Owl to Sports Jeer! You're welcome. https://www.facebook.com/SportsJeer

Asinine analysis of every sport you've ever known...and then some.

04/26/2013

The time has come. The Inept Owl is set to be splintered into 4 verticals, covering politics, sports, celebrities, and general entertainment. Stay tuned!

10/25/2012

Our weekly column at CBS continues with Week 8 wit and picks in the NFL! http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/10/25/asinine-analysis-nfl-week-8/

Not since week 2 have I been this happy. Why? Is it because I got an interview with Ray Lewis? No. Is it because I was allowed to provide sports commentary for a show involving fighting mascots? No. Is it because NFL cheerleaders have been trying to get my phone number from my cousin? No. Is it beca...

10/25/2012

The horror hooligans at Sideshow Pictures are set to release their latest masterpiece, The House That Cried Blood. Come check it out, and help them along! http://theineptowl.com/2012/10/25/house-cried-blood-handymans-nightmare/

Our yearly heavy dose of blood is upon us, as the good people at Sideshow Pictures are hard at work producing this year’s film short,The House That Cried Blood.

09/17/2012

In a copy move that spans at least 2 fall movies, CBS launched our breakdown on movies based on video games!

Video game plots have come a long way. Way back in the ’80s (forget about the Atari 2600 days, there were no game plots unless you count E.T. trying to find the phone icon in a maze), the closest you would get to an actual storyline was a yellow circle missing a sixth of his head being chased by col...

09/14/2012

CBS picked up our witty NFL commentary and game picks for the season! http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/09/13/asinine-analysis-nfl-week-2/

Football analysts are a brave and studious lot. Every week, these oracles of stats-busters and game winners research everything from personnel match-ups to what the coach had for breakfast in order to lay claim to the correct game pick and have their sports legitimacy rise above their rivals.

08/28/2012

We must be decent at reviewing movies if they keep sending us to previews. Here's a look at the upcoming found-footage horror anthology, V/H/S by Magnolia Pictures. http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/jekyll-hyde-movie-reviews-vhs/

08/27/2012

Toeing the line between content creator and Magnet Releasing publicist in the name of horror! If you wonder who actually paid us, we've done our job. http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/08/17/horror-anthologies-not-just-tv-episodes-spliced-together/

08/03/2012

Our latest infographic for CBS. Alien babes in time for total Recall! http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/08/03/1otherworldly-women/

With the Total Recall redux hitting movie screens across the nation, the question everyone was asking even before “Will Arnold make an appearance?” was, “Will there be a 3-breasted woman?” The producers gave the world a resounding “YES”, as Kaitlyn Leeb stole the show at Comic-con 2012.

07/19/2012

Yet another reason Warner Bros. should contract us for PR: our Catwoman Legacy article at CBS. http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/07/19/catwomans-nine-lives/

07/19/2012

Pending contract with CBS for serious graphic work: putting pretty women in precarious situations for web graphics.

07/13/2012

Proof that Warner Bros./DC Comics should be paying us as well as CBS. http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2012/07/13/which-of-these-nine-men-played-batman-best/