Top Secret Projector Room

Top Secret Projector Room The Men in Black of Comedy.

In the basement of the Pentagon, there is a room. This room has no windows, no doors, and no plumbing. For some inexplicable reason, this room does have a single projection camera and a plain white screen. It is rumored that on this screen, every key moment in history has been projected. Even a single glimpse will burn a hole in a person's memory, and if you watch a full minute of film, you will go insane. We have spent the last thirteen years in that room. We are Top Secret Projector Room.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1FDB45484EBD3F43&feature=plcp

04/07/2013

Hello Roommates. By Executive Order 4775, The Top Secret Projector Room is now closed to the public. All future videos will be classified until future notice. We have appreciated your support.

01/22/2013
Run Lines with Me

Anyone else dating an actress? Then you've definitely heard this four little words. As captured by projectionist Brian Goetz

She wants to run lines with you. http://thepit-nyc.com Written + Directed by BRIAN GOETZ starring GINA FITCH as Actress SARAH NOWAK as Other Actress BRIAN GO...

Cool Youtube Tip: If you hit the up arrow when it's buffering it starts up a game of Mr. Worm. Feel free to use this tri...
12/10/2012
An Inconvenient Journey - Hobbit Parody

Cool Youtube Tip: If you hit the up arrow when it's buffering it starts up a game of Mr. Worm. Feel free to use this trick if your computer can't handle the quality of our latest sketch, just in time for the Hobbit-Days: http://bit.ly/Z6qCAC

Happens every single quest: if it's not an ancient scroll, it's a partial prophecy or dwarf song or fire-reading chick or decrepit tapestry or riddling deity. . . For the love of Sauron . ....

12/09/2012

Thanks to Tina Weiss for being out 100th TSPRoommate. You complete us. You. Complete. Us.

12/04/2012
Beige Ops Episode 01

Strap yourself in, episode #1 of a new webseries by Projectionist Mark Feinsod: Beige Ops. Action, coffee and puppets. What more do you want?

http://bit.ly/UEf7gw

The first episode of a new web series about two mismatched private investigators -- one a by-the-book stickler for the rules and the other a wisecracking loo...

11/21/2012
Nate Silver Orders Breakfast

If you're a fan of celebrity statistician, you'll love this look into the daily life of NYT blogger/superstar Nate Silver. From projectionist Sam Kim and Director Brian Goetz.

Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight orders breakfast at a coffee shop. http://thepit-nyc.com Written by Samuel Kim Directed by Brian Goetz and Samuel Kim Starring...

11/16/2012
ABC's New Winter Show

Almost at 100 Facebook Likes! Makes us feel nostalgic for the TSPR video that started them all. From Projectionist Brian Goetz

TV's pretty much out of ideas. http://thepit-nyc.com Directed by BRIAN GOETZ Written by JAMES COX + BRIAN GOETZ

10/17/2012
The Shawshank Urination

If you felt that the Shawshank Redemption left you with too many unanswered questions, we agree. Get busy peeing, or get busy crying. New video from Projectionist Brian Goetz http://bit.ly/SYm778

He can't squeeze a drop without permission. http://thepit-nyc.com written + directed by BRIAN GOETZ director of photography BRENDEN DUFFY edited by BRIAN GOE...

10/09/2012
Vampire Boyfriend

Next time a guy turns you down, just remember that its just because he's a vampire and you're too irresistible. Watch this hilarious sketch from PITtv's Arthur Warburton!

Patty's new boyfriend, Sebastian, is dark, brooding, mysterious and sparkly...but what's his secret? http://thepit-nyc.com Written by Nannette Deasy Directed...

09/26/2012
#InstagramSummer

Let's face it, technology is taking over our lives. And the consequences could be deadly. And hilarious. But mostly deadly. Check out our new video!

http://youtu.be/1QDjgXjCsJU

Beth and Mary Ann, #bffs, have to spend the whole summer apart! #frownyface Oh well! #YOLO It's gonna be a #InstagramSummer! http://thepit-nyc.com Written by...

09/12/2012
Adele and Deschanel - Ep. 1: "Babies"

Two of the most popular women in our culture give you songs and advice! Consider your dreams fulfilled.

http://bit.ly/QLKmjT

Two of the most popular women in our culture give you songs and advice. Today's webisode: Adele's baby and how to be a great mother. Have a question for Adel...

07/24/2012
Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar - Movie Trailer (HD)

Coming to a laundromat, grocery store or diner vestibule near you, Dan Smith WILL teach you FEAR (and maybe a C chord). Check out PITtv's Arthur Warburton's latest video!

Coming to a laundromat, grocery store or diner vestibule near you, Dan Smith WILL teach you FEAR (and maybe a C chord). Watch the terrifying trailer for this...

07/11/2012
Breaking Batman (Breaking Bad / Batman Mashup)

Top Secret Projectionists Brian Goetz created this awesome mashup, which is being featured at "Got Ham? A Batman Sketch Show on WEDNESDAY JULY 18th 11pm at The PIT Underground! Also starring Chris Luther! Watch this hilarious sneak peek and go see them LIVE! http://youtu.be/MfqZlxdofJM

Come see our Batman Sketch Show "Got Ham?" on WEDNESDAY JULY 18th 2012 11pm at The PIT (124 E 24th Street NYC). THIS VIDEO CONTAINS 'BREAKING BAD' SPOILERS. ...

07/10/2012
Mr. Joke Explainer

Top Secret Projectionist Max Maximilian Avery Clark helped out on Philo's Folly's excellent new video! Take a look, have a laugh!

Ted and Nancy deal with the annoying friend who over explains his jokes. http://thepit-nyc.com Writer/Director: Ryan Stadler Director of Photography: Maximil...

07/05/2012

Happy Birthday to Top Secret Projectionist Sam Kim! We have honored him by rewriting every textbook to include robots shooting lasers.

1. Breed half-dinosaur sea monster. Check.2. Confuse observers with contradictory evidence of its existence. Check.3. Us...
06/28/2012
Loch Ness Monster real in biology textbook

1. Breed half-dinosaur sea monster. Check.
2. Confuse observers with contradictory evidence of its existence. Check.
3. Use that evidence to teach children that evolution is a myth and that Nessie is truth. Check.

This has been a moderately successful pet project of ours.

A biology textbook used by a Christian school in Louisiana that will be accepting students with publicly funded vouchers in the fall says that the Loch Ness Monster was real.

06/26/2012
No Talking Attached - Movie Trailer (HD)

Check out the latest from PITtv Team Philo's folly! When it comes to that special carpool relationship, sometimes silence is all you need to say. Bravo, team!

http://youtu.be/ViUIbnWG1fQ

Matt and Natalie try to keep small talk out of their carpooling relationship, but it's not long until they realize that silence can be complicated. http://th...

06/23/2012

Happy Birthday to TSPRoommate, Chris Luther! We would've gotten you a card, but they all have veiled allusions to death. Let's get drunk!

06/22/2012
IRON SKETCH AMERICA

Check out our top secret extra credit project! Two will compete. Only ONE will be victorious!

http://youtu.be/86T5iyO29S8

Two will compete. Only one will be victorious. PITtv's Top Secret Projector Room was asked to create this awesome video to present at "The Toobies". This vid...

This is Dan Hodapp. You might remember him from our sensational music video, MOVES LIKE ROMNEY. Well Dan's back and bett...
06/21/2012
Fake news reporter pranks gullible New Yorkers (VIDEO)

This is Dan Hodapp. You might remember him from our sensational music video, MOVES LIKE ROMNEY. Well Dan's back and better than ever in this hilarious video! Fake news, fake politics, this guy does everything!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fake-news-reporter-pranks-gullible-yorkers-video-170646372.html

More than 10 years after the Daily Show first debuted, you'd think New Yorkers would be less prone to the antics of a comedic fake news reporter. But were you to make that assumption, you'd be almost as ill-informed as the people being pranked in this video. Comedian Dan Hodapp puts on his best news...

06/19/2012
Urban Tango

Hey Roommates! PITtv's Arthur Warburton has a hilarious new video out! We loved it so much, we wept like Spanish soap opera actors. Bravo! Bravo!

Navigating the mean streets of NYC sometimes requires a little smooth choreography. http://thepit-nyc.com Conceived by: Andrea Kornstein Directed by: Ben Goo...

06/15/2012

Top Secret of the Week: Dan Brown only THINKS he cracked the Da Vinci code. We know better.

We've launched our special Adopt a Starving Artist program. You wouldn't let us go WITHOUT our ridiculously expensive ar...
06/12/2012
Adopt A Starving Artist

We've launched our special Adopt a Starving Artist program. You wouldn't let us go WITHOUT our ridiculously expensive art supplies and boxed wine, would you? Adopt today!

For as little as $140/day, you can adopt a starving artist in New York City.

05/25/2012

James Cameron wants to make a movie about what he saw in the TSPR, but he's waiting until his special effects technology is good enough for it.

05/18/2012

We have a pet honey badger, it cares about us.

05/08/2012
Blind Jerks!

Admit it, you've been waiting for the day someone finally said what we're all thinking. Check out our latest video from Roommate Maximilian Avery Clark!

http://bit.ly/IWah4D

Blind people can be a**holes too. http://thepit-nyc.com Written & Directed by Maximilian Avery Clark Man on the Cam: Brian Goetz Sound: Chris Luther CAST: Wo...

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