04/03/2025
My daddy, a Dull Man, made this for me. He has a massive workshop filled with tools and bits and bobs. He even knows how to find most of it. It is Known in the family that he probably has anything one might need in this mundane Garage of Requirement. (Have not ruled out the possibility that he is actually a wizard, but if so he has hidden it well)
My own dull hobby is making baby blankets. The latest project involves a couple of hundred granny squares. I’m trying to use leftovers in my stash, so they aren’t all the same weight. Consequently, blocking is really important, to make the stitches match up for joining. Yes, I am experimenting with different sized hooks, but still. You can use styrofoam or a piece of wood; I saw a design like this on the interwebs.
The conversation started, as so many do, with “Dad, do you have…” and proceeded with “Of course I have…!” He had a nice piece of wood squirreled away from a commemorative plaque he didn’t care to keep. While I took my mom to a dinner and a show, he puttered around with t-squares and rulers and the drill press and had it done by the time I got back. It works a treat.
F, almost 50 but never too old for hero worship. And sad I didn’t get to try the drill press.
** edit: I’m blown away by the response to this post. Thank you for the many stories about sweet dull daddies. In a world that can seem quite callous, there are still so many decent dull folks just being kind. I shared some of the comments with Dad and he said “Aww, that is so gratifying!” Not a big texter. I am thankful to have both my parents still in my life and I treasure the time I spend with them.
** 2nd edit: my husband says now I’m an influencer. I kind of hate myself, but I also kind of want to start a podcast and negotiate a product placement deal.