Brian Morabito

07/12/2025

Bird Expert ’s Pizza Rolls TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS, 10 for about a dollar. *Based on the average retail price of the 100ct, 130ct, and 160ct Totino’s Pizza Rolls. Source: Nielsen Sales Data ending 04/20/24

07/12/2025

Safe word

07/10/2025

Vivus Luigus

07/10/2025

Krusty

07/10/2025

C’mere

07/09/2025

Mother

07/09/2025

The son

07/09/2025

07/08/2025

Chevy Tahoe Breakups Hit Different in Oil Paint
A Chevy Tahoe. A doctor. A 1v1 full of tension and chiropractic betrayal—this painting knows about relationship problems.

07/08/2025

Curly Fries, a Quail, and This Dog’s Museum Moment
When a painting serves curly fries, a quail, and a side of chaos—this dog didn’t order the usual museum experience.

Ask ChatGPT

07/08/2025

Give Me a Pen—This Painting Just Confessed
It’s giving Einstein under pressure, Seven Nation Army playing, and one painting ready to spill secrets—just hand me a pen.

07/08/2025

Spoiler Alert: The Painting Was the Plot Twist
Spoiler alert: this museum trip turned into a full-on movie review—snacks, Airbnb drama, and all.