Average Rich Housewife

Average Rich Housewife Your Rich Mom/Aunt/Bestie… Unsolicited Opinions… Fashion•Travel•Lifestyle•Chaos

Queen of Toxicity
📍NYC, NY
If SATC met RHONY on Tinder & had a baby
For all the “Other Girls” Out There
My Reality Show is your front row seat to my life

You’re not imagining it.And you’re not crazy for feeling it.The problem is this: emotion always clouds reality… especial...
01/08/2026

You’re not imagining it.
And you’re not crazy for feeling it.

The problem is this: emotion always clouds reality… especially when you care about someone.
When something’s off, it’s usually not what he says…it’s how he says it.

Tone. Deflection.
Reassurance instead of answers.

That’s why guessing never brings peace.
And why “trust your gut” only takes you so far.

Sometimes the only way to know the truth is to step outside your emotions and look at the patterns objectively.

Stop guessing.
Start checking.
Download My Man Is A Liar now — available on the App Store & Google Play.
Because intuition is cute, but receipts are better. 👀

01/07/2026

I wear confidence.

It’s SHEIN, not Dior… and somehow I’m still the one getting stared at 👀

Money can buy logos, not style.

I make the clothes. The clothes don’t make me.

Stay mad, stay watching, stay broke in couture 💅

You can’t buy pretty…
And you can’t buy STYLE!

👉 Follow for looks that hit harder than your designer receipt

01/05/2026

Funny how the Ivy League mom tried to look down on me… and yet here we all are, Same job title, Different résumés,

We both answer to:MOM. 😌

Turns out humility is the real degree…

A little humble pie needed to be served and I cooked it up!

If this made you smirk, hit follow — we’re telling the truth over here

01/05/2026

Spend the day with me:
Started in New York,
Not yet a widow…
ended in Pennsylvania… Still not a widow…

Infections? Possibly…

Glam squad? Absolutely not.

But were there cocktails involved? Obviously. 🍸

Nothing says “main character energy” like going from city chic to screaming on slides trying not to wet my hair…
Yet holding a drink like it’s a personality trait.

Not glamorous… just iconic💅🏽

Follow me so you don’t miss if I end up somewhere even weirder tomorrow. 💅🔥

01/04/2026

Leaving your kids behind on a holiday vacation?

Couldn’t be me.

Holidays are about showing up, not checking out.

Why even had kids if not to enjoy them?

Agree or disagree???
Let me know in the comments…

Yes,I developed this app for my sisters!You WILL thank me!
01/03/2026

Yes,
I developed this app for my sisters!
You WILL thank me!

01/03/2026

Espresso martini in a coffee cup.

Because mom life requires caffeine… and plausible deniability💅🏽

If you know, you know. Follow for more mom-life survival tips🫶🏽

01/02/2026

Hosted a fabulous NYE soirée complete with champagne, caviar, and a pink dress… then casually walked over to Times Square.

Because why not? 🎉✨

They say real New Yorkers never go to Times Square…

THAT WAS A LIE!
Everyone in my Times Square scene is an OG New Yorker!

This is how WE do it!

Vlog is live💅🏽

Follow along in 2026—new levels, new looks, same main character energy 💅✨

Pink dress. Caviar dreams. Champagne energy, Just a simple girl with simple needs💕✨New Year’s Eve said extra only, so I ...
01/01/2026

Pink dress. Caviar dreams. Champagne energy, Just a simple girl with simple needs💕✨

New Year’s Eve said extra only, so I listened.

Ringing in the new year dressed like a celebration, eating like a billionaire, and manifesting a year that matches the vibe.

If you’re not entering the year a little overdressed and over-delighted… are you even doing it right? 🥂🖤

Tell me—what was your NYE vibe: glam, cozy, or chaos?

No resolutions. No shrinking. Only growing.

This year I’m not giving anything up—I’m leveling up.

Thank you to every single one of you for riding with me through this journey🤍✨

Your love, support, laughs, and loyalty mean more than you know. None of this exists without you—and I don’t take that lightly.

Here’s to growing together, glowing louder, and making even more memories ahead.
I love you. Always. 🥂💫

#2026

12/31/2025

Reminder: the glow up is on the other side of fear.

2026 = uncomfortable, unbothered, unstoppable.

If I flop, at least I flopped trying 💅🏽

👉 Save this & tag the friend who needs to leave the group chat of fear.

#2026

December recap ✨What a glorious holiday season!We are so blessed,We started Hanukkah in our New York City home and ended...
12/30/2025

December recap ✨

What a glorious holiday season!
We are so blessed,
We started Hanukkah in our New York City home and ended it in our Belizean home🫶🏽

I’m not doing resolutions in 2026.

I don’t want less—I want more.

More growth.
More alignment.
More wins.

Let’s go.

❤️if you agree

👉 Follow cause we’re going ALL THE WAY UP!

#2026

12/30/2025

I made an app for the girls who were tired of being gaslit.

It’s called My Man Is A Liar — and yes, it works

Download My Man Is A Liar right now and find out the truth today

www.mymanisaliar.com

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