Average Rich Housewife

06/29/2025

One vacation ends… and like any toxic ex, I’m already on to the next. ✈️👙

I don’t do jet lag—I do jet brag.

From tan lines to new time zones, this hot girl layover is just getting started.

Catch flights, not feelings… unless the cabana boy is cute. 🍹🌍💋

Stay tuned and see where I go next!

🇬🇷 Greece…
Thanks for the memories!
It’s not goodbye,
Just see you soon!

06/27/2025

We don’t travel to find ourselves —We travel to lose all self-control with strange cocktails, mysterious meats, and people with accents we pretend to understand ✈️

Every stamp in the passport is just a receipt for the chaos we’ve survived, the food we couldn’t pronounce, and the uncommon decisions that tasted so good.

New place, new drink, new memory.

06/27/2025

Introducing My Man Is A Liar

— the app that sniffs out BS faster than your bestie after three mimosas. 💅✨

Tired of “it’s just a friend” and “my phone died”?

Girl, let the app drag him so you don’t have to.

Because screenshots are cute, but data doesn’t lie. 🔥📱💔

Available now in the App Store and on Google play. You’ll thank us later!

06/26/2025

🚨BREAKING: We’ve officially launched a GAME CHANGER!!!
A Lie Detector—because honestly ladies, All Men Lie!!!

This isn’t just about catching lies… it’s about getting our power back, reclaiming our peace, and never again second-guessing that gut feeling we knew was right all along.

We cry, we glow up, and now?
We plug them in. 💅⚡️
Say goodbye to “I swear she was just a friend” and hello to verified truth.

Available in the Apple App Store & in the Google Play Store!

Download & get the truth today!

And as always,
No gatekeeping!!!
Tag a friend!

06/26/2025

The wait is over!
Available in the App Store and on Google play today!!!

Get the truth NOW!

06/26/2025

Porto Chehli, Greece: where the yachts are plenty, the vibe is sleepy, and the WiFi is…a suggestion.

It’s giving Beverly Hills meets sleepy fishing village—but only if Beverly Hills took a Xanax and forgot to RSVP to the party. 💅🌊

I came, I sipped an overpriced freddo, I saw about six people wearing linen matching sets and calling it “resort chic,” popped into Nikki Beach and then I left.

Pretty?
Yes.

Fun?
Only you’re 85, married to a shipping magnate, or just really into looking wealthy while being bored.

06/24/2025

Spetses is where you go when you want Greek island magic without the influencers doing backbends for a Freddo.

It’s giving old money, horse-drawn carriage realness, yacht-side
Aperols, and beaches so chic they practically whisper “don’t tag me.”

If you know, you go.

If you don’t, you go to Mykonos. ✨🇬🇷💅

06/22/2025

I don’t need more stuff.

I need more stamps on my passport, more overpriced cocktails with a view, and more “how did I end up on this yacht?” moments.

Spend your money on memories, not matching towel sets.

You can’t take your throw pillows to heaven, babe — but you can take that Greek sunset to the grave. 🌅🍸✈️

Greek islands in this dump:
Poros, Hydra, Porto Cheli 🇬🇷

06/19/2025

06/16/2025

Fly Emirates with us!

The “unaesthetic” version…

We flew business class from EWR to ATH & it was definitely worth the money!

I don’t have time to fiddle with points & my anxiety can’t handle waiting for an upgrade. I need to know that I have seats and I’m sitting with my roommates so I pay the price for this convenience!

Upon arrival (which is not pictured here) they gave us an amazing Bulgari toiletry bag…

They provided these cute PJ’s as well as slippers & an eye mask to match!

The colors were giving prison but the fabric so so soft!!!

The food was good,
Just good… Not mid, Not bad,
Good.

The service: IMPECABLE!

After putting on my pajamas they turned my chair into a bed and put a little mattress on for me & the roommates.

All in all it was one of the best business class experiences I’ve had.

Lately my expectations have dropped as flying business or first class just isn’t as fancy as it used to be…

They even had a kids breakfast and gave them takeaway goodies!

Attention to details were not lost!

It was extremely new & posh…
I’m here for it!!!

06/16/2025

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01/20/2025

✨They said TikTok was shutting down but I was out at Jean’s in NYC living my absolute best life. 💅

The people who truly love me?
They’ll always know where to find me. 📍

Let’s be real, legends don’t need an algorithm. 💃

Thank you to my online family for the support on all platforms… 💋