Average Rich Housewife

Average Rich Housewife Your Rich Mom/Aunt/Bestie… Unsolicited Opinions… Fashion•Travel•Lifestyle•Chaos

Queen of Toxicity
📍NYC, NY
If SATC met RHONY on Tinder & had a baby
For all the “Other Girls” Out There
My Reality Show is your front row seat to my life

10/13/2025

Why would anyone buy an Hermès and need a white bag for it?

If you can afford the bag, you should live somewhere safe enough to carry it — not hide it like a hostage. 💋👜

Why?
Please explain the need for you to carry it out in a white bag…

10/10/2025

Rich people activities just CONFUSE ME!

They also infuriate me!
Putting so many rescue workers in danger!!!

Am I alone here?

Let me know in the comments a rich people’s activity that is mind boggling to you… 👉🏽

10/09/2025

Don’t worry about my teeth, babe — worry about why yours are clenched every time you see me smile.💋✨

Confidence looks good on me, insecurity looks exhausting on you.

Double tap if confidence ever made someone mad!

10/08/2025

I’m not your average influencer — I’m your favorite delusion come true.

Rich Mom.
CEO.
Professional oversharer.

Stick around if you like your tea served chilled and expensive ☕️💅

10/05/2025

Lazy Saturday in my NYC townhouse — What’s in your teapot?

Some people like earl gray, I brew Modelo😂.

Tell me what’s in your teapot in the comments. 🫖🔥

10/05/2025

Dear Housewives that never show the people that help make your world go round,

You guys are as full of $hit as the life you are portraying.

It’s sad because so many people are walking around with depression and feeling like they’re not enough because creators like you make it seem like you’re doing everything on your own!!!

Why don’t you get some authenticity and be honest with your self and the people that follow you?

Oh. And give the staff a raise. Because I know some of you personally and $15 an hour is not appropriate!

You’re on a five star vacation while the person who is raising your kids can’t even take an Uber.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Best,
Izzy

10/04/2025

The same girls screaming “marry for money” are the same ones Venmo-requesting you $6 for coffee because they’re broke.

Baby, if your “guru” can’t manage her own love life or her bank account, maybe she shouldn’t be your north star. ✨

💅 Take notes from women who actually live the life you want, not the ones who only post about it.

👉 Follow me for the real talk they don’t want to admit.

10/04/2025

I will never wear tabi shoes because my toes didn’t ask for a divorce lawyer—why am I out here giving them a court-ordered separation?

That and the bill,
2 things I’ll never split!

👉 Comment if you’d rather be caught barefoot than looking like you have camel toe on your feet

10/03/2025

I don’t care if the rednecks are crying in their Bud Light cans—Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl is giving me life.

While they’re mad about Spanglish lyrics, I’ll be shaking my hips harder than the economy.

This is global superstar energy, baby, not your cousin’s banjo night. 🐰✨

And don’t tell me that nobody over 20 knows his songs because I’m over here in my señora pajamas and I know every song…

Drop a 🐰 if you’re ready to shake it for Bad Bunny or a 🚩 if you’re not interested in the Super Bowl being a Duolingo session…

Let’s see which side wins this comment section 👀🔥

10/03/2025

Follow for real life 🫶🏼

10/02/2025

Miami tried to stop me with rain, humidity, and even a little hurricane attitude — but baby, nothing stands between me and a night out.

Not only did I go out, I walked in like the storm was my runway… and guess what? Not a single curl on this blowout was touched.

Miami weather: 0. Me: undefeated.”

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Because my life if your favorite telanovela 🍸

09/28/2025

🤦🏽‍♀️Am I alone here???

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