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10/18/2016
Lets Whip it Charou Style

Lets Whip it Charou Style

This is an account of an actual event recorded by Kovilan.

Calvins version below is of what happened between himself and the two Keegans:
....

Aweh this is a story about how
My life got flipped upside down
My outies take a minute just park right there
I'll tell you how I became the Madhir of Belvedere

In Northern Umhlanga (Phoenix) i was born and raised
Tees Tavern is where I spent most of my days
Chilling, relaxing all was lukka and fine
Shootin' some pool outside the school

When a couple of ous acting like stekkies
Dala'd a move in the neighbourhood
I got in one little parra and my ma got jaax
And reckon you movin with your auntie and al in Belvedere.

I chooned her 'I come right ma' day after day
But she parked dom, packed my gudri and sent me away
She gave one ba and taxi marcha
So I Put my ray bans on and said I might as well vaai there...

Tongaat yo I got so much fear
Farmers living there, no pakis to cut my hair
Is this the type of place that they just send a madhir?
Aah I will jus park dom cos I was gonna live long.

Wait till i become the Madhir of Belvedere.

Waar now the taxi just came and bumping with no sound
I wish i never got in cos it vaaied round and round
I had nerves cos i had the sh*ts
Plus I was getting naar with the condis armpits
I reckon bugger it and tried to dos
Next thing i know i hear 'ey watkin boss!'
Aah it was my cuzzie keegan I met up by the rank
Way I smaak this makri! thawa brought his new polo just to swank

He said cameway guzzie and we pull up to his posie
I tune my cuz 'ekse pythons are biting dont be lousy'
Straight away, skraal i vaai to dala the fridge
But fasting time now and they only got veg

So swaak we are not even crown for a pie
So we pull in by his crew who was having a braai.
small time jol jus couple of guys
I choon them 'Aweh im Calvin watkin your naais?'
One tall ou called Kovilan said
'like CK underwear?'
So I took off my shirt and showed them my CK label swanking above my white DG shorts.
'Howa here!'

Another ugly bra says 'My name also Keegan you can have one chop, dont eat span or have any dop'
Very foward moffie lighties like this make me sick!
But I neva chowed meat for last 3 weeks
So slowly I park and push one after one
I can check ous snying but im lyka Don

Ugly Keegan tunes me flat 'dont dala with me im warning you right'

This ou is a cake lytie who thinks he can fight!
I grab the last chop over there cos he can suck doll
But he smacks it out of my hand an I just watch it fall
I shout at my cuzzie Keegan ay larnie hold me back. I"ll finish this ou he dunno me.
how he can jus knock the thing from my hand.

I shoot him one look. 'Im from phoenix. Wheres my gun?
You know what what we do in phoenix? we kill people. We smack them for fun.'
He was hearing min
he just landed one uppercut on my chin
All the ous are scoping me,
That Theegan even recording me.
I couldnt lose face and be a first day disgrace. I had to retaliate.

Like a machine gun I sounded his head with my flying fists
My head ducked low in defense mode like i was from unit 8.
But I chowed too much and never yet sh*t
straight Dancing like a mantis drained me down
Too late! Ugly checked me swoon

His crew gathered round like a couple of goons
One neighbour aunty shouted for keegan to stop the fight. mus be could see I was
going to call it a night.

Suddenly Kovilan shouts ay vaai way.
Same time we Kick it. Braai coals went flying no one could see whats happening
We closed the whole scene
before the aunties started jumping.

***
Last night looked at my facebook I was finally there.

Nevermind I cant vaai braais jus to meetup with naais. Jus sit on my throne as the Madhir of Belvedere.

Aweh.

#warrappenkeegan #warrappen #warrappentothemeat #madhir
Warrapen Keegan WarrapenKeegan

01/19/2014

I CAN PROPHESISE A PERSON'S FUTURE BY THE
PHONE THEY USE:
1. Blackberry = Shall die poor.
2. Sony = shall be rich but people won't believe
yu.
3. Apple iPhone = classy all the way n
successful.
4. Nokia = shall never get a promotion at work.
5. LG = yua friends will run away from yu.
6. Samsung = unique and successful
7. Motorola = shall marry a sugarmom/dad.
8. HTC = shall be divorced.
9. ZTE = die miserable.
10.Huawei = shall marry a pretty person.
11.Techno smartphone = shall die wise.
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

01/05/2014
Ask Aunty

Ask Aunty

Must Read & Share
Yeah I Know You TEXTED or SENT a message To Someone
TODAY But You Got NO REPLY Right ?
Message Got Delivered to That Person and Definitely He or she Saw It but Didn’t Reply.
When you log in on FACEBOOK you See Them Updating Status....
When You See Them on WhatsApp YOU see THEM online..
Then you wonder Who Are they texting.
Why Can’t He or she Reply me ?,
You ask yourself what DID I do WRONG ?.
It HURTS so Much Being Ignored By That person you like or love With Our Heart....
But Did You Know They Are Facing same PROBLEM as YOU ?
They are BUSY chasing Those they LOVE or LIKE.
They have also been texting and get no reply Just Like You
Yeah of course They Going Thru The Same But We Are Here Blaming each Other Over nothing STRESSING OVER nothing
THINKING
over someone who is busy Thinking over someone else.
Loving SOMEONE
who is in love with someone Else.
This is where everyone fails to understand LOVE.
That is why Most People Choose To be single !!
Click share if you agree!!

01/02/2014
Ask Aunty

Ask Aunty

Welcome to The Planet Earth
1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is costly.
2) Where loosing a PHONE is more
painful than
loosing your VIRGINITY.
3) Where if don't CHEAT on partner,
you're not
SHARP and SMART.
4) Where BATHROOMS have become a
Photo
STUDIO.
5) Where getting a Galaxy phone is
greater than
achieving a Bsc. DEGREE.
6) Where YAHOO boys have brighter
future than
GRADUATES..
7) Where temples are turned into
dating point
Where worshiping God is difficult
9) Where is better to lose our
families only to
please the devil
10) Where lies are turned into reality
11) Where nowadays ladies fear for
pregnancy
more than HIV
12) Where pizza delivery z faster
than an
emergency response
13) Where people fear of thieves and
robbers than
fear God the Savior....

12/31/2013

gσσ∂ Mσяηιηg..
ℓαѕт ωιѕнєѕн
ℓαѕт тιmє
ℓαѕт ∂αтє
ℓαѕт уєαя
ℓαѕт Møяηιηg σƒ тнιѕ 2013..

#Neha

12/30/2013

Chooseyour wish for 2014 ?
1. House
2. Car
3. B.F/G.F
4. Hubby/Wife
5. Job
6. Love
7. Happiness
8. Success
9. other

12/30/2013

Comment ur Favorite Iphones Color !!
❒ Red
❒ Blue
❒ Pink
❒ Green
❒ Yellow
❒ Orange
❒ Purple
❒ Violet
❒ Brown
❒ Silver
❒ Black
❒ White
❒ Gray
❒ Lime
❒ Other. . . .
mine Golden
# rish

12/30/2013

Who is online ??
.
Are u feeling lonely now ?
Just Comment 'HI'.
Check your inbox after
30sec..

12/30/2013

Comment ur Favorite Iphones Color !!

❒ Red
❒ Blue
❒ Pink
❒ Green
❒ Yellow
❒ Orange
❒ Purple
❒ Violet
❒ Brown
❒ Silver
❒ Black
❒ White
❒ Gray
❒ Lime
❒ Other. . . .

mine Golden
#rish

12/29/2013

99.98 % fail all boys nd girl
.
Open Challange
To All Boys And Girls
.
.
Koi Likh Sakta Hai facebook Kuch
Aise ?
.
.
I
P
H
O
N
E
S
.
.
Rule :- Ek Cmment Box Main
Only One Alphabets Likhna Hai"
..
..
2. Tmhare Comment K Bich
Main Kise Aur Ka Comment Aa Gya
To
Dubara Likhna Padega..
>>> StarT

12/29/2013

Choose your birth date and I
will say you how much lucky
you are:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,
23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31
comment then wait for 5 mint ...
and check ur inbox ...

12/29/2013

You can't type FACEBOOK like that
F
A
C
E
B
O
O
K
Rule :-
1. Each comment should contain only
One word.
.
2. If someone interrupts u in
between then u have to restart
again.
.
3. LUCKY winners name will be
posted on the

12/29/2013

You can't type FACEBOOK like that
F
A
C
E
B
O
O
K
Rule :-
1. Each comment should contain only
One word.
.
2. If someone interrupts u in
between then u have to restart
again.
.
3. LUCKY winners name will be
posted on the

12/29/2013

Choose your birth date and I will
say you how much lucky you
are:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12,13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,29, 30,
31
comment then wait for 5 mint ...
and check ur inbox ...
#Rish

12/28/2013

REMOVE "*"AND
ENJOY Magic Pic
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[*[Googlechrome]]
[*[firefox]]
[*[facebook]]
[*[google]]
[*[yahoo]]
[*[f9like]]
[*[f9dislike]]
[*[f9smile]]
[*[f9heart]]
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