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We have a situation...😂😂😂
06/14/2026

We have a situation...😂😂😂

Long time lurker, 1st time poster. Shopper in front of us bought 16 cauliflowers, a piece of rope, a pack of paintbrushe...
06/14/2026

Long time lurker, 1st time poster. Shopper in front of us bought 16 cauliflowers, a piece of rope, a pack of paintbrushes and 5 cling wraps...😵‍💫 please fill the dullness with your suggestions/recipes/ideas☺️
F53 shoe size UK6 no bananas as the caulis made them feel inferior 🍌

Shocking scenes in a local supermarket this evening.No banana for scale (for obvious reasons)
06/14/2026

Shocking scenes in a local supermarket this evening.
No banana for scale (for obvious reasons)

Crocs, Always been against them and always went for sliders instead, I would gently mock my peers who wore them but I wa...
06/14/2026

Crocs,
Always been against them and always went for sliders instead, I would gently mock my peers who wore them but I was brought a pair for my birthday on request to see what they were like and well, the rest is history 😀
Mate, 31, and hates medium sliced bread

This is picture of freshly mown grass at Hanan Airport, in Niue. The lawns here are mown by one of only two prisoners cu...
06/14/2026

This is picture of freshly mown grass at Hanan Airport, in Niue. The lawns here are mown by one of only two prisoners currently detained in the island’s prison. This prisoner fell foul of the law by taking a subscription to Starlink, the satellite internet provider. He was sentenced to 12 months imprisonment, and was fined $5,000 NZD. Incidentally, lawn mowing is a national pastime in Niue, with most grass areas, private and public, kept trimmed by the locals with push mowers and line trimmers. If a Niuean notices a berm or lawn that’s getting a bit long, they’ll just start mowing it, no questions asked. We’ve just had the most enjoyable weeks holiday here, can’t recommend it highly enough. Beautiful spot, with the friendliest people and best mowed lawns. Male, pākehā, 180 cm, shoe size 10 1/2.

I have to get the disclaimer out of the way, first time poster, long time admirer.Haven’t we all had this before? You wa...
06/14/2026

I have to get the disclaimer out of the way, first time poster, long time admirer.
Haven’t we all had this before? You wake up in the morning ready for work, your stomach is churning from last nights curry and you just can’t seem to start the engine.
Fast forward 2 hours into work, your stomachs ready to fire on all cylinders. However, my progress always seems to be impeded by my OCD to make sure every surface of the seat is covered in loo roll.
Wouldn’t this process be very streamlined if more companies employed disposable toilet seat covers for hygenic purposes. Once done, It could be flushed down the toilet, happy days!
I thought about this for the next 15 minutes while sat there.
Male, 22 years old (23 in 3 days.) size 11 shoes, no banana, as I fear if I got it on camera, I would be banned from Facebook.

Since my stolen Reddit post garndered a good amount of attention here, now that it’s deleted, I wanted to post it myself...
06/14/2026

Since my stolen Reddit post garndered a good amount of attention here, now that it’s deleted, I wanted to post it myself.
My salt lamp leaked out onto my dining room table, it was an intriguing mystery until I found out that it was because I left the windows open during hurricane Helene. Causing it to absorb a large amount of humidity and then dump it back onto the table once the windows were closed and the AC was turned on. 

Today, whilst travelling as a passenger within the extremely dull town of Huddersfield, UK. I came across this rather du...
06/14/2026

Today, whilst travelling as a passenger within the extremely dull town of Huddersfield, UK. I came across this rather dull looking commuter/family car. Life just became slightly more exciting when I noticed that something just wasn't right about its rear badge.

I’m in America, and of course I need Worcestershire Sauce. Proper Lea and Perrins, not the mystery brand fake stuff. An...
06/14/2026

I’m in America, and of course I need Worcestershire Sauce. Proper Lea and Perrins, not the mystery brand fake stuff.
Anyway… I can buy it by the bottle on Amazon at $19.99 for 290 ml. Which is $2.04 per fluid oz. Or I could buy a 150 ml bottle at $3.33 per fluid oz…
Or I could buy a gallon, for $0.30 per fluid oz.
No brainer, I’d say.
Just had a nicely boosted glass of tomato juice. Now I have to refill the almost empty old bottle. 😎 M 72, Ate the banana. Shoes EU40. UK 8. US 7/ 7.5

This sign in Chicago has driven (haha) me to distraction more times than I care to mention. As the bottom panel reports...
06/14/2026

This sign in Chicago has driven (haha) me to distraction more times than I care to mention. As the bottom panel reports, the lanes merge. So, WHYYYY have they chosen symbols, above, which very clearly depicted the converging roads coming up parallel and very much NOT merging? Just use a normal merge sign, no?

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