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10/28/2017

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10/25/2017

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10/01/2017

Company calls | msg kese band kre How to activate DND Service

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09/26/2017

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09/25/2017

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01/15/2016

Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho
Girl: Yes Baby
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!....

05/03/2015

The only VIP treatment I love is when you visit your parents after a long time and you find your mom ready with a huge list of food you like
love u mom

05/03/2015

Me- papa aaj maine ₹ 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se :p

05/11/2014

Wife:
Shadi k shuru mein jab main
khana paka
k laati thi,
aap zayada mujhey khilate thay
0r
khud kam khaty
thay. Per
ab aisa kyun nahi..??
kya ab mujh sey woh mohabbat
nahi rahi..??
Husband:
Ye baat nahi,
Darasal ab tumhen khana
pakana aa gaya hay...!! :-P

Jo smj gaye hit like (y)

05/11/2014

At Traffic Signal Boyfriend To
Girlfriend:Jaan Main Tumhari Ankhon
Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo.
.
.
.
.
Paas Main Ek Aadmi Without Helmet
Khada Tha,
.
Usne Kaha :- Bhaisahab
Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Aage
Chaurahe Par Helmet Ki checking Ho
Rahi Hai Ya Nahi..
:v :v :v :-P =D ;)

05/11/2014

True =D

05/04/2014

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko
bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad
shanti ke saath so jaana. :-o

FearLesS

05/04/2014

"Pagalpanti B Zarooori HE
Boyfriend : Kal se hum kahin aur
mila karenge
Girlfriend : Kun kya huaa jaanu?
Boyfriend: Bde zalim hain teri gali
ke bache. Kuttey piche lgaa kar
bolte hain Jab pyar kiya to darna
kya :-o :-P

FearLesS ;)

05/04/2014

New Style of Nikah:
Molvi:
"Do you Agree to change your FaceBook
status from Single to Married?"
Boy:
"Yes Yes Yes". Girl:
"Yes Yes Yes".
Molvi:
"Congratulation s. Your profile updated
successfully.
You are now Husband & Wife. You may Now
upload your Wedding
pictures & don't forget to tag me"...
Molvi Rocks

;)

05/04/2014

Dangerous Dosti...
.
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne
poochha: "Where were you?"
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10
friends ko call kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
.
.
. 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh
raha hai, phone dun kya?"
.
.
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa
bolo kya hua...!!!"
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori/Kamina
hota hai!"

FearLesS ;)

05/04/2014

Bhai ko bhai se juda kar deti hai"GF"
.
Ma ko bete se juda kar deti hai"GF"
.
Bv aur shohar k beech jhagde paida kar
deti hai"GF" .
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti hai"GF"
.
Gharo me jhagda paida kar deti hai"GF"
.
"GF"mtlab"GalatFehmi"jo is waqt aapko hui
hai!
.
.
.
Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai...!!!!!

FearLesS ;)

05/04/2014

How to Kill an Ant..?
asked in xam:"10marks"
Engg Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder
with Sugar & Keep it outside
the Ant's Home..
After eatin Ant wil search for
Water..
Somewhere near
Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go
to dry herself
near fire,
When It reachs
near Fire, Put a Bomb into
Fire..
Then U Admit
wounded Ant in
ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its
Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher
ko maar de, cheeti kya hai.

05/04/2014

:-P =D

05/04/2014

Calling friends 1 day before Exam:
.
.
You:"Kuttey, Saale kitna
karliya.. ??
..
.
Friend 1:"Yaar meri toh 4unit ho
gayi
bas 1 bachi hai..
..
You (Dissapointed & worried)
..
calling 2nd friend:"kitna kar liya
oye.. ??
.. Friend: "1 - 5 unit poora
syllabus finish..
Revision
bachi hai bas..
.
You ( dissapointed again& now
more
worried..!)
.
.
You (to your best friend): "kitna
kar liya yaar
.
.
.. Best frnd:"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi
nai kiya kuch
kar lenge yaar poori raat apni
hai..
..
You:"oyeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaa"
Awesome feeling comes instantly
No
disappointment,No worries.. ..
"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga"
*books band*..

FearLesS ;)

05/04/2014

Timeline photos

05/04/2014

Santa : Oyee ! Tumne apni
Sagai kyu tOd di ??
.
.
Pappu : yr uska koi BF nahi
tha..
.
Santa : to fir prblem kya hai ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO
sAki
wo meri kya hogi...

FearLesS ;)

05/04/2014

Agr ap intelligent hen to in swalon k jawab
den.
Q1 :Kya machli ko piyas lgti he?
Ans.
Q2: parinde sone k bad drakht se girte q nhi?
Ans.
Q3: Elfi apni botel m q nhi chpakti?
Ans.
Q4: I love u ek sawal nhi pr us ka jawab q
manga jata he?
Ans.
Apne sare doston ko bejo phr dekhna kn ap
ko jawab de pata he.

05/04/2014

Gubbarewala : Gubbare lelo gubbare..
Baccha: Oye muh kyu latkaye fir raha hai?
Gubbarewala: Mera Phone Hang ho gaya
yaar..!!
Baccha: Tera Phone Terrorist tha kya? xD
Gubbarewala: Ye le.. Dekh theek kar sakta
hai toh
Idea laga ke.
Baccha: Mera Vodafone hai.. Idea nahi
laga sakta
sorry. xD
Gubbarewala: Yaar itna mat pakaa.. Sadd
jaunga..!!
Baccha: Oye tera phone chalu ho gaya..!!
Ja Battery
leke aa..!!
Gubbarewala: Par Battery toh usme
already hai..!!
Baccha: Abey ja ja ke ek aur leke aa..!!
Gubbarewala: Par kyu?
Baccha: Oye yaha likh ke aa raha hai..
"Battery lo" xD
Gubbarwala: Hmmm..Saala Vodafone ke
Kutte ka
Baccha..!!

05/04/2014

Lady:"Do you smoke.. ??
.
Man:"Yes..
.
Lady:"How many packs a day.. ??
. Man:"3 packs..
.
Lady:"How much per pack.. ??
.
.
Man:"$10.00 . Lady:"And how long have
you been
smoking.. ??
.
Man:15 years
.
. Lady:"So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you
have 3 packs
a day which puts your spending each
month at
$900. In one year,
it would be $10,800 correct.. ??
. Man:"Correct .
.
Lady:"If in 1 year you spend$10,800
not
accounting for inflation, the past 15
years puts your spending at$162,000
correct.. ??
.
Man:"Correct
.
.
Lady:"Do you know that if youhadn't
smoked, that
money could have been put in a step-
upinterest
savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 15
years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari.. ??
.
.
Man:"Do you smoke.. ??
.
Lady:"No.. .
Man:"Where's your f***ing Ferrari
then.. ?? -_-

FearLesS

05/04/2014

:-o

05/03/2014

Boy jab fail ho jaye toh...
mom 3 words kehti hai:"AUR JAA
GHUMNE"
.
.
.
Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI
AATI"
.
.
.
Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but
dil jeet lete hain
.
.
.
"Abe Tu Bhi"..

FearLesS

05/03/2014

Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
.
.
Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
.
.
Boy:" Q ??
.
.
Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
.
.
Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere paas
WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu
patja..
Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha..
Thoko Likes ;) :-P =D

FearLesS ;)

05/03/2014

Unfriend on facebook And Blocking on
WhatsApp.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Is the modern form of our childhood
katti... :-o

FearLesS ;)

05/03/2014

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein khada
hoke traval kar raha hota hein.
.
.
Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein
kadha rehta hein, Tera baap kahin pe
choukidar tha kya?
awesm reply
.
.
Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein
to, tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...! :v :v :v
.
hahaha..

FearLesS ;)

05/03/2014

What is the intresting thing in tom and
jerry..???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
pura din nange ghumenge saale,
aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to
swimming suit
pehan k jayenge..
Hit Like for tom and jerry.. =D

FearLesS

05/03/2014

Girl 1 : hey I got engaged..
.
.
Girl 2 : wow congratulations!
naam kya hai unka?
.
.
Girl 1 : main inka naam nahi leti..
.
.
.
Girl 2 : Voldemort hai kya? :-P =D

05/03/2014

Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna
talk to you, This relationship is over-
.
Boy:what happnd??
I didn't look up with any girl, I love
only you..!
.
.
.
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with
you, you didn't 'Like' my status on
facebook ..! -_-
.
hahahaha .

FearLesS ;)

05/03/2014

Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy; Hahahahaha
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan
Bi
De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: hahahahahahaha.
.
Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi
Reh
Sakti,.
Boy: hahahahahahahah ahaha.
.
Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke
liye bahar jane wale hai. Main
ekdum
akeli rahungi ghar main.
Boy: Kab?.
.
Girl:Hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha haha
.
Boy: kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah
.
boys r boys na ????

FearLesS ;)

05/03/2014

एक लङकी मुझसे बोली..
.
"तुम्हें पता भी है फेसबुक
क्या होती है???"
.
मैंने कहा
.
"रै बावळी छोरी ,, जितै तेरे फ्रेंड
है उतने
तो हम पेज
चलाते हैं " :v
.
Hahahaha