10/14/2025
BREAKING: LOOOOOL! Trump throws a PATHETIC tantrum over his picture in TIME Magazine!
After being put on the cover of TIME, Trump was NOT happy with the picture they chose. Taking to Truth Social, the *president of the United States* bitterly whined that:
“Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird! I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?”
Well, Donald, you are 79 years old, very overweight, and your neck just…kinda does that. It’s not a great look. You should definitely retire and retreat from public life forever.
What do YOU notice about Trump’s TIME photo?