The Ding Dang Company

03/16/2023

Memries...

Today's Definition of the Day is: Cleveland Steamer.A Cleveland Steamer is when someone craps on someone else's chest and then sits down and rocks back and f...

05/30/2022

If the Dang is gonna get a shoutout in a major motion picture, it's only appropriate for the film to be a turd! 💩💩💩

"At least Tracy Letts, the Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and actor who briefly appears as a hardware store owner forced by the lazy script to speak the words “ding-dang,” has the excuse that his wife, C**n, stars in the picture."

‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’ is a slow motion, backwards-looking crawl through the ectoplasmic slime of toxic nostalgia.

10/22/2021

10/18/2021

COVID ruins everything. Having a constant urge to defecate is what the Bumpkins are all about. Now they all have to get tested because you never know. But while they may be country at least they ain't stupid. They're all vaccinated thank goodness. 🙏💩😷💉

Here's what experts know about "restless a**l syndrome" so far.

09/08/2021

08/22/2021

If you think stories about sharts and other unexpected eliminations are funny you'll find some good laughs in this podcast episode... 💩😘✌️

07/01/2021

How do you solve a problem like Giardia? 💩

A month after a diarrhea outbreak shut down production on NBC's new competition series "Ultimate Slip 'N Slide," the network and Universal Television have yet to figure out how to reshape the $18 million competition show without the final episodes, TheWrap has learned. With weeks of closed-door meet...

04/27/2020

Learn more about the Bristol Scale here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

04/16/2020

Click bait for the bumpkin set?

02/27/2020

Jump to the 1:14 mark for some good old fashioned corn comedy **p