09/06/2017
http://columbiaspectator.com/opinion/2017/09/06/the-club-rejections-we-pay-for/
The Jester of Columbia firmly rejects rejections, especially Freudian ones. We believe in accepting everyone who likes to laugh and make other people laugh AND WE DO IT FOR FREE (*bribes suggested but not required). To quote one of our lesser-known alumni, Allen Ginsberg,
"The world is holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy!
The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand
and asshole holy!
Everything is holy! everybody's holy! everywhere is
holy! everyday is in eternity! Everyman's an
angel!"
If you have a holy soul and a holy nose (or maybe a holy cock and a holy asshole), join the very non-exclusive Jester of Columbia to protest against bougie exclusiviness in snowflake-papered Ivy League corridors of misery and one-night stands with Chad.
To join us, like our page for updates/ email us at [email protected]/ visit our table at the Columbia Activities' Fair on Friday afternoon/ paste love letters to us all over Prez Bo's house.
Columbia College Student Council faces a moral dilemma: whether or not it should fund student groups that actively exclude students, even as the funds supporting these organizations come from the students excluded. CCSC manages over $1 million in Student Activity Fees. Student Activity Fees are paym...