1-800-Weirdos

01/03/2021

Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

"It Can't Happen Here" - a corruption of the classic Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention track from their first album "Freak Out" (1965) - excerpted from Weirdos.TV episode 2101 ("All Messed Up")

01/03/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2101 - All Messed Up

For those who totally are, here's:

Season 9 premiere!

01/01/2021

Weird Howard

Happy 2021. Let's make this year weird.

12/27/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2039 - Incredible Ridicule

For those who can stand it, here's:

The season 8 finale features the hit singles "Think of Me" and "Who Knows" plus the Verge classic "Evil" (from "Little Idiot")

12/20/2020

Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

No One and Nothing - the instant classic story ballad culled from Weirdos.TV episode 2038 ("A Plea For Sanity")

12/20/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2038 - A Plea For Sanity

For those who can hear it, here's:

Featuring the instant classic "No One and Nothing" plus the actual classic "The Segue & the Chanting Theme" (from the first Verge album "The Forbidden One") ...

12/13/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2037 - Infinity +1

For those who have everything, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "The Rhythm (Feels So Good)" and "I Don't Know Why You Feel That Way"

11/29/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2036 - The Hit Singles, volume II

For those who want more, here's:

Featuring: The Aliens - We Are You - What You're Doing to Me - Why is it Like That? - It's So Painful - It's a Kind of a Thing - Mandy Speaks Out

11/22/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2035 - The Hit Singles

For those who watch the charts, here's:

Featuring: Proud To Be a Weirdo - Here We Go - Judy is a Performer - Facebook Snapchat - You Have Made Me Very Angry - Only For You - It’s the End

11/20/2020

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11/20/2020

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Weirdos.TV is now on TikTok!

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11/01/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2034 - Be Insane or Be the Same

For those (like MasterTalk) who have chosen, here's

With special guest Brenden Kumarasamy (founder of Mastertalk), featuring the hit single "A Stupid Way to Be"

10/25/2020

Jeremy X. Halpern

Calling on the Zeitgeist (to help shift the paradigm) - It's Time!

Calling on the Zeitgeist (to help shift the paradigm) - It's Time!

10/25/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2033 - Inside the Place You've Never Been

For those that want to go, here's:

Calling on the Zeitgeist to help shift the paradigm! Featuring the hit singles "Cool" and "This is That Song"

10/18/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2032 - Probable Entities of Creational Monstrosities

For those who can calculate the difference, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Where Is It Coming From?", "We're There" and "One More Time"

10/11/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2031 - They Call That Deadtown

For those left alive, here's:

With special guest Mr. John Gille - featuring "Bike" by Pink Floyd and a deconstruction of the Verge classic "Spatula Flatulence" (from the album "Little Idi...

09/27/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2030 - So Close to Disaster

For those who thought it was far away, here's:

Featuring the hit single "(You Gotta) Let It Go" and "Everybody's A Weirdo" (a live interpretation of the title track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I) - plus th...

09/27/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2030 - So Close to Disaster

For those who thought it was far away, here's:

Featuring the hit single "(You Gotta) Let It Go" and "Everybody's A Weirdo" (a live interpretation of the title track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I) - plus th...

09/20/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2029 - I Can Just Try Harder

For those who think I can't, here's:

With special guest Lucas Peltonen - featuring the hit single "The Only Way"

09/13/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2028 - A Mild Psychotropic Drug

For those who can take it, here's:

Legendary guitarist Gary Lucas joins us - also featuring the hit single "Gotta Get Where You're Going"

09/06/2020

Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

"The Aliens. The Aliens..." - a new version of the classic track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I ("Everybody's a Weirdo")

09/06/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2027 - Why Don't You Remake the Show Good?

For my old pal KEN (https://www.facebook.com/ken.nordine), here's:

Recorded on top of the MNN broadcast of episode 2022 - a live layer was added, plus some new material at the end...

08/30/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2026 - Make It Happen As Advertised

For those who demand it, here's:

Featuring the hit single "It's The End" plus the classic track "The Aliens, The Aliens" (from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I - "Everybody's A Weirdo")

08/23/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2025 - More Songs About the Death of the Sh*tbitch

For those who celebrate this special day, here's:

Featuring the titular classic plus the hit singles "We Are You" and "I Don't Know Why I...Tonight"

08/16/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2024 - That's Just His Signal

For those receiving it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "F**k Luck" and "Why Me?"

08/09/2020

Jeremy X. Halpern

The hit single "Here We Go" from Weirdos.TV episode 2023 (Do Not Try This At Home)

The hit single "Here We Go" from Weirdos.TV episode 2023 (Do Not Try This At Home)

08/09/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2023 - Do Not Try This At Home

For those who are considering it, here's:

Featuring the hit single "Here We Go" and the classic track "What Cheeseball?" (from 1-800-Weirdos Volume I, "Everybody's A Weirdo")

07/26/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2022 - Why Don't You Make the Show Good?

For those who wonder, here's:

Featuring the hit single "Proud To Be a Weirdo"

07/19/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2021 - It Just Goes On and On

For those who wish it would stop, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "People Came Back" and "What Am I Supposed To Do?", plus a classic track from the 1-800-Weirdos CD, volume II ("Weirdos On Parade")

07/12/2020

The 1-800-Weirdos Mission Statement

Also, for those who like to read stuff, I've added a manifesto:

http://www.weirdos.com/mission.html

The origin summary I usually give is that 1-800-Weirdos was created to sell Verge's "Little Idiot" CD, and before we even began to promote it, people started calling the number as a "prank". I quickly began to create music featuring samples of the callers, and then began to make podcast recordings a...

07/12/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2020 - What the Hell's Going On Here?

For those who were wondering, here's:

Featuring the classic Verge track "Get Outta My Brain" along with the popular favorites "Done For the Day" and "Can't Get Away", plus the hit single "Never G...

06/29/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2018 - I Forgot To Be Cool

For those who remember, here's:

Featuring the hit single "A Really Bad Feeling"

06/07/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2017 - Minutiae

For those who get deeply into it, here's:

It's the little things...featuring the hit singles "Slipping Away" and "Going All the Way Home" (streamed live on Facebook on May 22nd, 2020)

05/31/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2016 - Let People Know

For those who figured it out, here's:

Featuring Buster Keaton in a beer commercial as well as the hit singles "(Can't Seem To) Do It Right" and "Party Started Now" - streamed live to Instagram on...

05/17/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2015 - You Can Work It Out

For those who can't, here's:

Featuring the hit single "I Don't Understand Why" - streamed live to Zoom and Facebook on May 8th, 2020