1-800-Weirdos

07/25/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2125 - A Big Collection

For those who have it all, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Something Else Again" and "I'm Smiling", plus the classic track "Dragon Preserve Resort"

07/18/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2124 - Down There in Video Town

For those who have to go, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "The Heart of Your Mind" and "Shake It Up"

07/11/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2123 - I Couldn't Be Closer to You

For those who are trying, here's:

(or I'd be behind you) - featuring the hit singles "You and Me", "Go Around" and "Wandering Around"

07/04/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2122 - Looking After My Shadow

For those who lost it, here's:

Featuring Tom Lehrer's "Masochism Tango", plus the hit singles "Take It Out", "A Broken Existence" and "People Are Crazy"

06/27/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2121 - Again with the Clouds

For those that are sick of it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Disintegrating Existence", "Open All the Doors" and "Funky Logic (undefined)", plus a classic track from "The Cheesequake State" (...

06/25/2021

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06/20/2021

That Old, Old, Old, Old Song

"That Old, Old, Old, Old Song" (from Weirdos.TV episode 2021 - It Floats)

06/20/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2120 - It Floats

For those who are sinking, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "It's True", "That Old, Old, Old, Old Song" and "Everyone Knows Nine"

06/13/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2119 - Up There

For those that want to go, here's:

Featuring the hit single "The Only O"

05/30/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2118 - Eggs

For those who aren't sure what they are, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Made of Bread" and "Why Do You Drive So Fast?"

05/23/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2117 - Blue Spot Tornado Time

For those who want their minds blown, here's:

Psychedelic therapy featuring the hit single "Thoughts & Feelings"

05/09/2021

Weirdos.TV - Beyond the Valley of Constantinople (for the Residents)

Beyond the Valley of Constantinople (for the Residents) #IAMARESIDENT2021

Apparently, #IAMARESIDENT2021I hope The Residents will exploit this video and credit me as:The Head Weirdo (Jeremy X.)Did I mention that #IAMARESIDENT2021 ?

04/25/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2116 - For Natalie

For everyone else, here's:

Featuring variations on "What'll I Do" (by Irving Berlin) and birthday greetings, plus the hit single "This is the Way to Dance", and including never-before-...

04/18/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2115 - Sprong Di**le Delight

For those who enjoy it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Thinking About Feelings" and "Hard For Me" plus a reimagining of the classic track "Militant Jerks" (the last of the Monochrome Qu...

04/11/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2114 - Simple Difficulties

For those who find it hard, here's:

Featuring "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" by Tom Lehrer, plus the hit singles "Welcome Home", "they should know" and "Be With Me (Way Away)"

04/04/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2113 - Ridiculous

For those who think it is, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Ida Down" and "You're OK" plus the classic Verge track "The Segue & the Chanting Theme" (from "The Forbidden One")

03/28/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2112 - Probably Aborted

For those who see why, here's:

Featuring "Forgetting the Secret", plus "Amsterdam" by Jacques Brel (carefully mutilated to avoid copyright infringement), and introducing new band members A...

03/21/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2111 - A Complete Secret

For those who can keep it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Could Be a Werewolf" and "You're So Cool", plus the classic track "A Little Toad" (from 1-800-Weirdos, volume I, "Everybody's ...

03/14/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2110 - The Brain

For those who need it, here's:

featuring the hit singles "Know Now" and "Backwards"

03/07/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2109 - You Just Can't Even Do It

For those who think they can, here's:

Featuring the epic titular hit single, plus "Only," "I Think It's True" and "Think It Through/Wait For You"

02/28/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2108 - Atomic Faeries

For those who believe, here's:

With special guest star Greta Jane (the Pleasure Guide), featuring her songs "I Like Weirdos" and "C'est La Vie"

02/20/2021

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02/14/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2107 - The Other Thing That I Can Do

For those who don't know the first thing, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Always For Love", "You're So Cool" and "Who Are They (Tonight)?"

02/07/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2106 - Who Knows?

For all who do (and some who don't), here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Would Know", "We Happy" and "Under Any Circumstances", plus the classic tracks "A Recognized Leader" (from "The Cheesequake St...

01/31/2021

Go Away

Go Away

01/31/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2105 - You Know I'm Right

For those still in doubt, here's:

Featuring the symphonic masterpiece "Bientôt" plus the hit singles "I've Been Waiting For You" and "Holidays Forever"

01/31/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2104 - A Magical Thing

For those who didn't notice that I forgot to post about this episode last week when it aired, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "I Thought So" and "Go Away" plus the extended recitative "Why Did They Do That?"

01/17/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2103 - You Wouldn't Think So

For those who would, here's:

"I love it when things don't end up the way I expected...it's really magical."

01/10/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2102 - It Just Doesn't Wanna Stop

For those who feel the same, here's:

Featuring the hit single "Couldn't I Just Get Lost?" plus 3 instrumental jams

01/03/2021

Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

"It Can't Happen Here" - a corruption of the classic Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention track from their first album "Freak Out" (1965) - excerpted from Weirdos.TV episode 2101 ("All Messed Up")

01/03/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2101 - All Messed Up

For those who totally are, here's:

Season 9 premiere!

01/01/2021

Weird Howard

Happy 2021. Let's make this year weird.

12/27/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2039 - Incredible Ridicule

For those who can stand it, here's:

The season 8 finale features the hit singles "Think of Me" and "Who Knows" plus the Verge classic "Evil" (from "Little Idiot")

12/20/2020

Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

No One and Nothing - the instant classic story ballad culled from Weirdos.TV episode 2038 ("A Plea For Sanity")

12/20/2020

Weirdos.TV episode 2038 - A Plea For Sanity

For those who can hear it, here's:

Featuring the instant classic "No One and Nothing" plus the actual classic "The Segue & the Chanting Theme" (from the first Verge album "The Forbidden One") ...