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For everyone else, here's:
04/25/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2116 - For Natalie

For everyone else, here's:

Featuring variations on "What'll I Do" (by Irving Berlin) and birthday greetings, plus the hit single "This is the Way to Dance", and including never-before-...

For those who enjoy it, here's:
04/18/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2115 - Sprong Di**le Delight

For those who enjoy it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Thinking About Feelings" and "Hard For Me" plus a reimagining of the classic track "Militant Jerks" (the last of the Monochrome Qu...

For those who find it hard, here's:
04/11/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2114 - Simple Difficulties

For those who find it hard, here's:

Featuring "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" by Tom Lehrer, plus the hit singles "Welcome Home", "they should know" and "Be With Me (Way Away)"

For those who think it is, here's:
04/04/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2113 - Ridiculous

For those who think it is, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Ida Down" and "You're OK" plus the classic Verge track "The Segue & the Chanting Theme" (from "The Forbidden One")

For those who see why, here's:
03/28/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2112 - Probably Aborted

For those who see why, here's:

Featuring "Forgetting the Secret", plus "Amsterdam" by Jacques Brel (carefully mutilated to avoid copyright infringement), and introducing new band members A...

For those who can keep it, here's:
03/21/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2111 - A Complete Secret

For those who can keep it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Could Be a Werewolf" and "You're So Cool", plus the classic track "A Little Toad" (from 1-800-Weirdos, volume I, "Everybody's ...

For all who do (and some who don't), here's:
02/07/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2106 - Who Knows?

For all who do (and some who don't), here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Would Know", "We Happy" and "Under Any Circumstances", plus the classic tracks "A Recognized Leader" (from "The Cheesequake St...

For those who didn't notice that I forgot to post about this episode last week when it aired, here's:
01/31/2021
Weirdos.TV episode 2104 - A Magical Thing

For those who didn't notice that I forgot to post about this episode last week when it aired, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "I Thought So" and "Go Away" plus the extended recitative "Why Did They Do That?"

01/03/2021
Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

"It Can't Happen Here" - a corruption of the classic Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention track from their first album "Freak Out" (1965) - excerpted from Weirdos.TV episode 2101 ("All Messed Up")

Weird Howard
01/01/2021

Weird Howard

Happy 2021. Let's make this year weird.

12/20/2020
Jeremy X. Halpern

Jeremy X. Halpern

No One and Nothing - the instant classic story ballad culled from Weirdos.TV episode 2038 ("A Plea For Sanity")

12/20/2020
Weirdos.TV episode 2038 - A Plea For Sanity

For those who can hear it, here's:

Featuring the instant classic "No One and Nothing" plus the actual classic "The Segue & the Chanting Theme" (from the first Verge album "The Forbidden One") ...

11/22/2020
Weirdos.TV episode 2035 - The Hit Singles

For those who watch the charts, here's:

Featuring: Proud To Be a Weirdo - Here We Go - Judy is a Performer - Facebook Snapchat - You Have Made Me Very Angry - Only For You - It’s the End

10/25/2020
Jeremy X. Halpern

Calling on the Zeitgeist (to help shift the paradigm) - It's Time!

Calling on the Zeitgeist (to help shift the paradigm) - It's Time!

10/11/2020
Weirdos.TV episode 2031 - They Call That Deadtown

For those left alive, here's:

With special guest Mr. John Gille - featuring "Bike" by Pink Floyd and a deconstruction of the Verge classic "Spatula Flatulence" (from the album "Little Idi...

09/27/2020
Weirdos.TV episode 2030 - So Close to Disaster

For those who thought it was far away, here's:

Featuring the hit single "(You Gotta) Let It Go" and "Everybody's A Weirdo" (a live interpretation of the title track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I) - plus th...

09/27/2020
Weirdos.TV episode 2030 - So Close to Disaster

For those who thought it was far away, here's:

Featuring the hit single "(You Gotta) Let It Go" and "Everybody's A Weirdo" (a live interpretation of the title track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume I) - plus th...

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Perfect for those unfamiliar with the show, this featured remaster from season one is made up of short segments:
This week's excerpt asks the musical question, "Why is it Like That? (Just Like Each Other)"...
Really, Really, Really!
For those of you trying to avoid it, you now know about https://youtu.be/0qFgh-CBNNo?t=8
For those who are eighteen and over/under, here's https://youtu.be/FhfSdON9HBs?t=8
For those who are only only again, here's https://youtu.be/y9XYnGtrNUI?t=8s
For those who snoozed through it, here's https://youtu.be/OxMBKAHIAXI?t=8s
For those who missed it, here's https://youtu.be/rM2A00WVLiI?t=8s
The end of the Year from Weirdos TV
Thank you for keeping our world weird.