1-800-Weirdos

05/30/2023

Turns out I am able to perceive things! Who knew? To prove it, I completed (a research study into how we see the world). If you're of a mind, you, too, can take part here:

Take part in one of the largest scientific studies on perceptual diversity ever undertaken, brought together by a team of world-leading scientists and philosophers.

01/01/2023

For those who have questions, here's:

A totally incomprehensible experience, except for perhaps the 100th time, Weirdos.TV presents a song which we offer to the whole World! This is quite an occa...

01/01/2023

Welcome to the new season of Weirdos.TV (this one goes up to eleven)! Season 11’s theme is “Weird is the New Normal”.

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11/13/2022

For those who are made of stronger stuff, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Rubber Cement", "Yours Forever" and "It's Not Fair" plus a classic track from 1-800-Weirdos, Volume II ("Weirdos On Parade")

11/06/2022

For those who are full of Art, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "OK Alright", "Apology", "People Are Lucky Today" and "Dodge"

10/30/2022

For those who know how to play, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “Highway of Love", "Nothing More", "Everybody Thinks" and "Home Tonight"

10/23/2022

For those who know, here's: Weirdos.TV episode 2227 - In the Stagedoor Manner

An exclusive preview dedicated to everyone who was there...in person and in spirit! Featuring the hit singles "People of Earth", "Pretty Petty" and "Welcome ...

09/16/2022

For those trying to be polite, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "My Harpo Marx", "In Here We Love Each Other" and "Far Far Far Away", plus the MC exclusive tracks "Trust But Verify" and "FTPM"

09/11/2022

For those who have the balls, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Thank You", "Spandex Service Station" and "Where Ya Going Now?", plus the classic titular track (from P. Pularso Dumm's "The Chees...

09/04/2022

For those with harsh salts, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Funkle Up!", "Dr. Patachi is Back", "Walk Home Slow" and "Groove Me"

08/28/2022

For those who live to serve, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Gibby's Shelter", "I'm On Stage", "I Think About You" and "Pay No Attention", plus a re-interpretation of the classic track "Prese...

08/14/2022

For those who have (impatiently) waited in anxious anticipation for the reincorporation that brings satisfaction (accompanied by feelings of closure), here's:

Wherein lies the thrilling conclusion to the carefully told tale sometimes (but not always) referred to as "The Shaggy Dog" story (not to be confused with an...

08/07/2022

For those who are not in too much of a rush, and can spare a certain amount of extra time to really discover all about what is being discussed in this particular episode, here's:

As I hope I make perfectly clear in the course of both of the episodes implicated in the statement you are now reading, the "Shaggy Dog story" (as it is know...

07/03/2022

For those who think they've got it all figured out, here's:

Featuring The Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows" and the titular hit single, plus "Groovy Groove", "When I Wander", "The Way Home" and "Stay At Home"

06/26/2022

For those who can't wait, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "What I Wanted Today", "People" and "They Are Standing Still" (w/John Lennon)

06/12/2022

For those who can't be sure, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "P**p", "Forget the Secret" and "I'm So Serious", plus the previously unreleased "Main Title Theme from The Rumrunner Tales"

06/05/2022

For those who were formerly formal, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Hell Yes, Hell No", "Alright, Allright" and the classic track "If You Had Any" (from 1-800-Weirdos, volume II "Weirdos On Parade")

05/30/2022

For those without a circle, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Joke", "You're Not a Baby, Baby", "Trust But Verify" and "YAPC" (Yet Another Piece in C after Terry "Baba O" Reilly)

05/25/2022

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05/23/2022

For those stuck in Hell, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Heard Me Right" and "Follow My Lead" plus the perennial classic "Done For the Day"

05/15/2022

For those who are too busy, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Whiplash Bushwhacked" and "Taking My Time"

05/08/2022

For those who are in 3D, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Friend Count", "Get Yer S**t Together" and "I Don't Think So"

05/01/2022

For those who want my advice, here's:

With special guests Maddex and Gavin, and featuring the hit singles "Stuck in My Throat" and "Rock Hard Place"

03/20/2022

For all those with a solution, here's:

Featuring long-time caller "Johnny Boy" and the hit singles "Seriously" and "We As One"

03/13/2022

For those who don't belong, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "All the Way Home", "I'm With You" and "Holier Than Thou"

03/06/2022

For those who can spare it, here's:

With special guest Andrew Wang; featuring the hit single "What've I Got?"

02/27/2022

For those that are counting, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Just For You/Much Too Much", "So Free" and "Really, Really, Really Dumb"

02/20/2022

For those that don't want to, here's:

With special guest star "Johnny Boy", featuring the hit single "People I Don't Know" and the classic track "Heaven & Hell" (from the "FunBox 2000" soundtrack)

02/13/2022

For those that talk while they're eating, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Groovy Movie", "Goodness Gracious Me", "Telling the Story" and "Welcome to the Show"

02/06/2022

For those who love nonsense, here's:

Featuring the classic Verge track "MediaMurderMeatMonger" plus the hit singles "We Are Home" and "People Inside of My Head"

01/30/2022

For those that can figure it out, here's:

With special guest Jaymes Buckman from Hot Apollo, featuring the hit singles "Fun" and "So Sad"

01/23/2022

For those that know the smell, here's:

With special guest Douglas Rappaport (author of "Dead People"), featuring the hit single "Go Back to School"

01/16/2022

For those that have seen it before, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “So Be It”, “Nobody Knew (But You)” and “All Grown Up”

01/09/2022

For those who knew it all along, here's:

Season 10 kicks off with longtime caller "Johnny Boy", featuring the hit singles "Nothing is True (but You)" and "Home Away Blues"

11/14/2021

For those who don't need simple answers, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “Jittle Dam Rag Fon”, “Kind”, “Thinking About You” and “All the Way Back in Time”

11/07/2021

For those who can decode it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “People Are My Friends", "Rip It Open", "The Only Way" and "I Would Think So"

10/24/2021

"Sneaky Little Devil" - The hit single from Weirdos.TV episode 2137 ("Trebuchet")

10/24/2021

For those who need a way out, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Sneaky Little Devil", "I Know You", "Queen of the Delta" and "Break It Up"