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09/16/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2226 - Laugh At Me

For those trying to be polite, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "My Harpo Marx", "In Here We Love Each Other" and "Far Far Far Away", plus the MC exclusive tracks "Trust But Verify" and "FTPM"

09/11/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2225 - Testicular Monstrosities

For those who have the balls, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Thank You", "Spandex Service Station" and "Where Ya Going Now?", plus the classic titular track (from P. Pularso Dumm's "The Chees...

09/04/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2224 - Gentle Peppers

For those with harsh salts, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Funkle Up!", "Dr. Patachi is Back", "Walk Home Slow" and "Groove Me"

08/28/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2223 - Unctuous Functions

For those who live to serve, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Gibby's Shelter", "I'm On Stage", "I Think About You" and "Pay No Attention", plus a re-interpretation of the classic track "Prese...

08/14/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2222 - The Shaggy Dog Story (The Conclusion)

For those who have (impatiently) waited in anxious anticipation for the reincorporation that brings satisfaction (accompanied by feelings of closure), here's:

Wherein lies the thrilling conclusion to the carefully told tale sometimes (but not always) referred to as "The Shaggy Dog" story (not to be confused with an...

08/07/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2221 - The Shaggy Dog Story (Part 1)

For those who are not in too much of a rush, and can spare a certain amount of extra time to really discover all about what is being discussed in this particular episode, here's:

As I hope I make perfectly clear in the course of both of the episodes implicated in the statement you are now reading, the "Shaggy Dog story" (as it is know...

07/03/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2220 - Good Luck With That

For those who think they've got it all figured out, here's:

Featuring The Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows" and the titular hit single, plus "Groovy Groove", "When I Wander", "The Way Home" and "Stay At Home"

06/26/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2219 - The Watchdog Process

For those who can't wait, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "What I Wanted Today", "People" and "They Are Standing Still" (w/John Lennon)

06/12/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2218 - Pe**er Feather Oscillation

For those who can't be sure, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "P**p", "Forget the Secret" and "I'm So Serious", plus the previously unreleased "Main Title Theme from The Rumrunner Tales"

06/05/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2217 - Casual Causality

For those who were formerly formal, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Hell Yes, Hell No", "Alright, Allright" and the classic track "If You Had Any" (from 1-800-Weirdos, volume II "Weirdos On Parade")

05/30/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2216 - Purple Jerks

For those without a circle, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Joke", "You're Not a Baby, Baby", "Trust But Verify" and "YAPC" (Yet Another Piece in C after Terry "Baba O" Reilly)

05/25/2022

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05/23/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2215 - Dump Truck Heaven

For those stuck in Hell, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "You Heard Me Right" and "Follow My Lead" plus the perennial classic "Done For the Day"

05/15/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2214 - Nothing Doing

For those who are too busy, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Whiplash Bushwhacked" and "Taking My Time"

05/08/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2213 - Dipsh*t Dipstick Diptych

For those who are in 3D, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Friend Count", "Get Yer S**t Together" and "I Don't Think So"

05/01/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2212 - Don't Ever Eat

For those who want my advice, here's:

With special guests Maddex and Gavin, and featuring the hit singles "Stuck in My Throat" and "Rock Hard Place"

03/20/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2211 - Dissolved in Media

For all those with a solution, here's:

Featuring long-time caller "Johnny Boy" and the hit singles "Seriously" and "We As One"

03/13/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2210 - On the Utter Meaninglessness of Being a Part of It

For those who don't belong, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "All the Way Home", "I'm With You" and "Holier Than Thou"

03/06/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2209 - Change

For those who can spare it, here's:

With special guest Andrew Wang; featuring the hit single "What've I Got?"

02/27/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2208 - Ten Placebo Determinations

For those that are counting, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Just For You/Much Too Much", "So Free" and "Really, Really, Really Dumb"

02/20/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2207 - Or Else...

For those that don't want to, here's:

With special guest star "Johnny Boy", featuring the hit single "People I Don't Know" and the classic track "Heaven & Hell" (from the "FunBox 2000" soundtrack)

02/13/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2206 - Diphthong Pierogi

For those that talk while they're eating, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Groovy Movie", "Goodness Gracious Me", "Telling the Story" and "Welcome to the Show"

02/06/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2205 - Snerks

For those who love nonsense, here's:

Featuring the classic Verge track "MediaMurderMeatMonger" plus the hit singles "We Are Home" and "People Inside of My Head"

01/30/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2204 - Soul Mathematician

For those that can figure it out, here's:

With special guest Jaymes Buckman from Hot Apollo, featuring the hit singles "Fun" and "So Sad"

01/23/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2203 - Scent-o-mint

For those that know the smell, here's:

With special guest Douglas Rappaport (author of "Dead People"), featuring the hit single "Go Back to School"

01/16/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2202 - Special Repetitions

For those that have seen it before, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “So Be It”, “Nobody Knew (But You)” and “All Grown Up”

01/09/2022

Weirdos.TV episode 2201 - When It Wasn't, It Really Was

For those who knew it all along, here's:

Season 10 kicks off with longtime caller "Johnny Boy", featuring the hit singles "Nothing is True (but You)" and "Home Away Blues"

11/14/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2139 - Elegant Complexity

For those who don't need simple answers, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “Jittle Dam Rag Fon”, “Kind”, “Thinking About You” and “All the Way Back in Time”

11/07/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2138 - Zebra Tango Vector

For those who can decode it, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “People Are My Friends", "Rip It Open", "The Only Way" and "I Would Think So"

10/24/2021

"Sneaky Little Devil" - The hit single from Weirdos.TV episode 2137 ("Trebuchet")

10/24/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2137 - Trebuchet

For those who need a way out, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Sneaky Little Devil", "I Know You", "Queen of the Delta" and "Break It Up"

10/17/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2136 - Check It Again, Please

For those who forgot, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Baby, Come Home", "Garbage Patrol" and "Be My Guest"

10/03/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2135 - The Verge Tribute (part II)

For those who are long gone, here's:

Featuring the epic Verge tracks "We're So Normal", "Mechanized Death", "Emit Time" and "Spatula Flatulence" plus a special guest appearance by Kurt Schwitters

09/26/2021

"Evil" (the classic Verge track from "Little Idiot")

09/26/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2134 - The Verge Tribute (part I)

For those who were there, here's:

Featuring the classic tracks "Happy Butter" and "Evil" (from "Little Idiot"), plus the hit singles “In the Know" and "Deep"(Verge - they died.)

09/19/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2133 - Dumbstruck

For those who have something to say, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Something Else", "Don't Believe It", "Crazy Man" and "Really Makes Me Happy"

09/12/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2132 - Dig Big Holes

For those who can, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Show Off Your Love", "So Much Worse", "Mystery Box" and "Bet"

09/05/2021

Like the Night

"Like the Night" (the hit single from Weirdos.TV episode 2131, "Twirl Bottom")

09/05/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2131 - Twirl Bottom

For those on top, here's:

"Personally I always preferred Lipton's." - Samuel Beckett, Play -- Featuring Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", plus the hit singles "Like the ...

08/29/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2130 - Tangential Debrief

For those who need to know, here's:

Featuring the classic Verge track "Hahmagularmerry-Hahmonkyldddorffff" plus the hit singles "Swap Our Minds" and "Millions of Fans"

08/23/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2025 - More Songs About the Death of the S**tbitch

As many of you know, today is my special holiday. Let's all celebrate!

Featuring the titular classic plus the hit singles "We Are You" and "I Don't Know Why I...Tonight"

08/22/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2129 - Are You Thinking?

For those who aren't sure, here's:

Featuring the hit singles “The Dawn of Time”, “Come Inside” and “Go Down”

08/22/2021

For those who think "woke" is a joke, here's "Wake Up!" (from Weirdos.TV episode 2129, "Are You Thinking?"

08/15/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2128 - A Whole Different Realm

For those who can get there, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Welcome to the Madhouse", "Go" and "Speaking My Language"

08/08/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2127 - This Piano's Broken

For those who can fix it, here's:

Featuring The Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows", Tom Lehrer's "My Home Town" and the hit singles "We Cloud Be a God", "It Was Very OK" and "Creativity"

08/01/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2126 - Where I Keep My Soul

For those who want some, here's:

Featuring Tom Lehrer's "The Old Dope Peddler" plus the hit singles "It's All the Same" and "The Dining Car", as well as the classic track "Those Clever Engin...

07/25/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2125 - A Big Collection

For those who have it all, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "Something Else Again" and "I'm Smiling", plus the classic track "Dragon Preserve Resort"

07/18/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2124 - Down There in Video Town

For those who have to go, here's:

Featuring the hit singles "The Heart of Your Mind" and "Shake It Up"

07/11/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2123 - I Couldn't Be Closer to You

For those who are trying, here's:

(or I'd be behind you) - featuring the hit singles "You and Me", "Go Around" and "Wandering Around"

07/04/2021

Weirdos.TV episode 2122 - Looking After My Shadow

For those who lost it, here's:

Featuring Tom Lehrer's "Masochism Tango", plus the hit singles "Take It Out", "A Broken Existence" and "People Are Crazy"