Newark "Home for the Holidays"

Newark "Home for the Holidays" Join us as we kick off the holiday season from Thanksgiving through New Years! Stay tuned for updates and events as we celebrate together! 🎄

Newark will be full of joy and magic with a tree lighting, a lighted parade and so much more.

🌲 Name: Chip Splinterson Occupation: Professional Tree Wrangler for Split-Rite Tree ServiceSpecialty: Making sawdust and...
10/19/2025

🌲 Name: Chip Splinterson

Occupation:
Professional Tree Wrangler for Split-Rite Tree Service

Specialty:
Making sawdust and safety look good

About Me:
They say I was born in a pile of sawdust and raised by a chainsaw. I call that Tuesday. Around Newark, I’m the one you call when branches are out of line and trees are acting shady. I keep my helmet on, my ear protection snug, and my chainsaw fueled — because Split-Rite doesn’t just trim trees, we tame forests.
I take pride in my clean cuts, tidy yards, and the occasional dad joke about falling limbs (“You could say it was ground-breaking work.”).

Likes:
Fresh-cut firewood, crisp fall mornings, and that perfect “thunk” when a tree lands exactly where you wanted it.

Dislikes:
Overgrown hedges, surprise hornet nests, and people who think YouTube tutorials make them arborists.

Fun Fact:
You can always tell a Split-Rite job — the trees are gone, the lawn’s still perfect, and the neighbors are jealous.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Split-Rite Tree Service of Newark, NY — where hard work, clean cuts, and community roots run deep.

🇺🇸 Name: Major Hayward LibertyOccupation: Proud veteran, flag-raiser, and community guardian for August Mauer American L...
10/19/2025

🇺🇸 Name: Major Hayward Liberty

Occupation:
Proud veteran, flag-raiser, and community guardian for August Mauer American Legion Post 286

Location:
Standing tall on Main Street, keeping watch over Newark and every star-spangled banner in sight.

About Me:
I may be stuffed with straw, but I stand for something solid — honor, service, and community. I represent every man and woman who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight of freedom on their shoulders. Around here, I’m known for leading parades, saluting sunsets, and sharing stories that start with, “Back in my day…”

I don’t need medals to shine — just a flag, a purpose, and a good strong breeze.

Likes:
Pancake breakfasts, parades, the sound of “Taps,” and kids learning why freedom matters.

Dislikes:
Unfolded flags, empty chairs at the Legion Hall, and folks who forget to thank a veteran.

Looking For:
Fellow patriots who believe that respect isn’t seasonal and that service doesn’t end when you hang up the uniform. Bring your pride, your handshake, and maybe a plate of baked goods for the next fundraiser.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing August Mauer Post 286 of The American Legion — where veterans find fellowship, families find community, and Newark finds its heartbeat of gratitude.

🦌 Name: Cornelius GoodwillOccupation: Lodge liaison, pancake-breakfast volunteer, and unofficial mayor of Main Street — ...
10/19/2025

🦌 Name: Cornelius Goodwill

Occupation:
Lodge liaison, pancake-breakfast volunteer, and unofficial mayor of Main Street — proudly representing the Newark Elks Lodge #1249.

Location:
South Main Street — right where the laughter’s loud, the lights are warm, and the coffee pot never quite empties.

About Me:
Built on tradition and stuffed with heart, I’m the straw embodiment of what it means to care for your community. I’ve helped organize fundraisers, waved flags in parades, and probably sold you a raffle ticket at some point (don’t worry, the money went to a good cause). I’m equal parts cornstalk and compassion — the kind of guy who’d give you the flannel off his back if it meant helping someone in need.

When I’m not representing the Lodge, I’m swapping stories with veterans, planning youth programs, or decorating for the next charity dinner.

Likes:
Good deeds, good company, and a well-timed dad joke.

Dislikes:
Empty donation jars, people who talk more than they help, and anyone who skips dessert at community dinners.

Looking For:
Someone who believes in kindness, camaraderie, and giving back — preferably with strong coffee and stronger values. Must love small towns, good people, and a good laugh shared over pie.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing the Newark Elks Lodge #1249, where brotherly love, charity, justice, and fidelity aren’t just words on a wall — they’re a way of life.

🍎 Name: Gnorman ApplebaumOccupation: Chief Fun Officer at Candy Apple Preschool & Child Care CenterLocation: Newark— whe...
10/19/2025

🍎 Name: Gnorman Applebaum

Occupation:
Chief Fun Officer at Candy Apple Preschool & Child Care Center

Location:
Newark— where there’s gnome place like home for your little ones.

About Me:
I’m a gnome on a mission to make every day a little sweeter (and stickier — thanks to finger paint and apple slices). At Candy Apple, we believe in laughter, learning, and maybe a little glitter in your hair. I keep the tiny humans busy with crafts, songs, and giggles galore — all while sneaking in lessons about sharing, kindness, and cleaning up your toys before snack time.

Likes:
Story time, snack time, nap time (honestly, any time), and the smell of fresh crayons.

Dislikes: Missing mittens, sticky glue lids, and naps that end too soon.

Looking For:
Parents who want their kiddos to grow, learn, and laugh in a place that feels just like family — minus the laundry. Bonus points if you appreciate a good apple pun and aren’t afraid of a little glitter.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Candy Apple Preschool, where every day’s a new adventure, and there’s truly gnome place like it! 🍎

🍔 Name: Patricia Pickle-BottomOccupation: Burger whisperer and keeper of Main Street memories at Parker’s Grille & Tap H...
10/19/2025

🍔 Name: Patricia Pickle-Bottom

Occupation:
Burger whisperer and keeper of Main Street memories at Parker’s Grille & Tap House

Location:
Same table since 2002 — she came with the building.

About Me:
Patricia isn’t your average scarecrow — she’s a Parker’s original. Rumor has it she was stuffed with straw the same year the tap lines went in, and she’s been flipping her metaphorical burgers and matchmaking couples ever since.
If these walls could talk, they’d sound a lot like Patricia — warm, witty, and just a little bit spicy. She’s seen proposals, spilled pints, reunions, and more first dates than the internet could ever handle.

Likes:
Juicy burgers, Main Street gossip, and hearing “just one more” when the night’s is nearing the end.

Dislikes:
Ketchup imposters, people who cut their burgers in half, and anyone who says “I’ll just have water with 7 lemons.”

Looking For:
Someone who loves a well-seasoned life — preferably with a burger in hand and a good story to tell. Must appreciate small-town charm, perfectly melted cheese, and knowing that Parker’s will always be the meeting spot.

Affiliation:
Representing Parker’s Grille & Tap House, where legends are made medium-rare, laughter’s always on draft, and Patricia keeps Main Street smiling.

🥋 Name: “Straw Fu”Age: Ageless — straw doesn’t wrinkle, it just gets tougher.Occupation: Certified hay-maker and discipl...
10/19/2025

🥋 Name: “Straw Fu”

Age:
Ageless — straw doesn’t wrinkle, it just gets tougher.

Occupation:
Certified hay-maker and discipline coach at The Space Martial Arts School, Newark’s home for confidence, cardio, and controlled chaos.

Location:
Main Street, smack in the middle of town — where legends (and sore muscles) are made.

About Me:
I’m 80% straw, 20% determination, and 100% ready to help you kick your comfort zone. When I’m not holding down the sidewalk, I’m teaching boxing, kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, and self-defense to anyone willing to throw a punch and have a laugh. Whether you’re 8 or 80, I’ll help you find your inner fighter and maybe even your summer abs (results may vary).

Likes:
Roundhouse kicks, positive vibes, good form, and students who don’t quit after two burpees.

Dislikes: Excuses, floppy high-kicks, and anyone who says “I’m too old for that.”

Looking For:
A training partner with grit — someone who sweats, smiles, and knows the best post-workout snack in Newark. Bonus points if you bow before battle and laugh afterward.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing The SPACE, where discipline, community, and self-confidence come together — one punch, one kick, and one awesome person at a time.

💇 Name: “Luna Locksworth”Age: Forever flawless (thanks to regular self-care and great lighting).Occupation: Stylist, col...
10/19/2025

💇 Name: “Luna Locksworth”

Age:
Forever flawless (thanks to regular self-care and great lighting).

Occupation:
Stylist, color queen, and confidence booster at Revive Salon & Spa.

Location:
On Main Street — serving looks, good energy, and a touch of glam to anyone who passes by.

About Me:
I believe beauty starts from within — but a great haircut never hurts. I’m passionate about fresh starts, bold color, and helping others see the best version of themselves. Whether you need a full transformation or just a bang trim, I’ll snip you back to fabulous in no time.

Likes:
Rainbow hair, spa days, good gossip, and people who leave feeling ten times better than when they walked in.

Dislikes:
Split ends, negativity, and box dye disasters.

Looking For:
Someone with a kind heart and a little sparkle — bonus points if you love fall makeovers, pumpkin facials, and don’t mind a bit of glitter on your clothes. Let’s make every day a good hair day together.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Revive Salon & Spa, because confidence is always in season.

🍳 Name: “Sunny Side Sue”Age: Timeless — because pancakes, burgers, and kindness never go out of style.Occupation: Waitre...
10/19/2025

🍳 Name: “Sunny Side Sue”

Age:
Timeless — because pancakes, burgers, and kindness never go out of style.

Occupation:
Waitress, smile dealer, and breakfast ambassador at Canal View Family Restaurant.

Location:
Holding down Main Street with a plate full of joy and a side of fries.

About Me:
I’m the early riser who greets every day (and everyone) with warmth. I serve comfort food with a dash of small-town charm and believe every cup of coffee tastes better with good conversation. Whether you’re here for a burger, pie, or a story, I’ve got you covered.

Likes:
Sunshine, full plates, friendly faces, and refilling coffee before you even ask.

Dislikes:
Cold toast, bad moods, and folks who forget to tip their servers.

Looking For:
Someone who values family, community, and a good hearty meal. Must love breakfast for dinner and small-town traditions. Bonus points if you can appreciate a good patty melt and don’t mind a little whipped cream on your pie.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Canal View Family Restaurant, where every meal feels like home and every customer leaves smiling.

💎 Name: “Halo Hayworth”Age: Let’s just say I’ve seen a few harvest moons — and collected plenty of sparkle along the way...
10/19/2025

💎 Name: “Halo Hayworth”

Age:
Let’s just say I’ve seen a few harvest moons — and collected plenty of sparkle along the way.

Occupation:
Part-time fashionista, full-time fundraiser at Angel’s Attic, helping raise money for Laurel House Hospice.

Location:
Perched proudly on Main Street, keeping watch over the prettiest jewelry and coziest home goods in town.

About Me:
I may be made of straw, but I’ve got a heart of gold and a real eye for shimmer. I love mixing bling with a good cause — every candle, necklace, and trinket in my shop helps bring comfort to folks at Laurel House. Think of me as your friendly neighborhood halo-headed treasure hunter.

Likes:
Shiny things, cozy throws, good stories, and people who shop with purpose.

Dislikes: Dusty shelves, tangled chains, and anyone who forgets that kindness is always in style.

Looking For:
Someone who believes that giving is glowing — a kind soul with good taste and a soft spot for community. Bonus points if you can appreciate a scarecrow who accessorizes.

Affiliation:
Representing Angel’s Attic, where a little sparkle goes a long way — and every sale helps light the way at Laurel House Hospice.

🎃 Name: “Patchy McPumpkin”Age: Forever young at heart (but wise enough to tie a square knot blindfolded).Occupation: Coo...
10/19/2025

🎃 Name: “Patchy McPumpkin”

Age:
Forever young at heart (but wise enough to tie a square knot blindfolded).

Occupation:
Cookie entrepreneur, campfire song specialist, and community helper extraordinaire.

Location:
Earning badges and taking names right here in downtown Newark.

About Me:
I’m all about friendship, service, and a good s’more by the fire. I might look a little spooky on the outside, but inside I’m just full of Girl Scout spirit (and maybe a few cookie crumbs). Whether it’s helping the community or holding a pumpkin carving contest, I show up — hoodie, vest, and all.

Likes:
Pumpkin patches, campfires, Thin Mints, teamwork, and earning the “Community Kindness” badge every chance I get.

Dislikes:
People who forget to say “thank you” when handed a cookie sample. Also… mosquitoes.

Looking For:
Someone who’s honest, helpful, and ready to lend a hand — preferably one that can hold a flashlight and a bag of marshmallows at the same time. Extra points if you know how to build a proper campfire or can quote a Girl Scout promise without peeking.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Newark Girl Scout Troop 41053, where courage, confidence, and character meet creativity and community.

🍌 Name: “Stu Ledger”Age: Timeless — because compound interest keeps me young.Occupation: Financial planner, food drive v...
10/19/2025

🍌 Name: “Stu Ledger”

Age:
Timeless — because compound interest keeps me young.

Occupation:
Financial planner, food drive volunteer, and accidental comedian for Ameriprise Financial.

Location:
On Main Street, crunching numbers and collecting bananas (in that order).

About Me:
I’m a Minion with a mission — helping people plan for their future and making sure the local pantry stays stocked. I believe good finance and good deeds both come from the same place: a big heart and a balanced budget. I may be full of straw, but my portfolio’s rock solid.

Likes:
Bananas (obviously), teamwork, retirement plans, and watching community goals grow with compound interest.

Dislikes:
Debt, missed savings goals, and people who think “bananas” isn’t a legitimate investment category.

Looking For:
Someone responsible but fun — the kind of person who brings a snack and a spreadsheet to the picnic. Bonus points if you laugh at my “401-Kabana” joke.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Silver Leaf Family Financial Group: Ameriprise Financial, because building a strong future — and a stronger community — is always a-peeling.

❤️ Name: “Dr. Beat Strawman, M.D. (Most Devoted)”Age: Ageless—because a strong heart never goes out of style.Occupation:...
10/19/2025

❤️ Name: “Dr. Beat Strawman, M.D. (Most Devoted)”

Age:
Ageless—because a strong heart never goes out of style.

Occupation:
Cardiologist, life saver, and all-around heartthrob from Westfall Cardiology.

Location: Standing tall on Main Street, ready to make pulses race (in a healthy way).

About Me:
I’m the straw doc with the steady hand and a heart of gold. My patients say I’m a great listener—especially when it comes to heartbeats. Whether I’m checking vitals or just spreading good vibes, I believe laughter really is the best medicine (next to a balanced diet and regular exercise, of course).

Likes:
Long walks, clean arteries, fall festivals, and heartfelt conversations over pumpkin spice coffee.

Dislikes:
Stress, clogged valves, and anyone who skips their annual checkup.

Looking For:
Someone who keeps it real—and keeps it healthy. I’m searching for a partner who’s kind, genuine, and knows the importance of self-care. Bonus points if you’ve got a big heart and aren’t afraid to show it.

Affiliation:
Proudly representing Westfall Cardiology, reminding Newark to live fully, love deeply, and listen to your heart (literally).

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