09/19/2025
Yesterday, I posted an image from Donald Duck in Der Fuehrer’s Face where I superimposed Trump over Hi**er. (It was a 1940s propaganda film made by Disney to strike back at N**i Germany.)
Well, Donald gave me a call last night, blasting my ears for implying he would ever condone fascism. He reminded me he had served gallantly during WWII and is a proud founding member of Antifa.
After he settled down, we had a nice long discussion about media consolidation, pandering to the regime, and the like. He was upset that this wasn’t a stand based on principle, but one based on money, leverage, and ad dollars—not protecting viewers.
He told me he had made up his mind—he’s resigning, effective immediately.
He shared his resignation note with me—
DEAR DISNEY,
THAT’S IT!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!
After nearly ninety years of feathers flying, nephews wrecking the house, and me holding this whole operation together — I QUIT!!!
I DIDN’T FIGHT N***S JUST SO YOU COULD SELL OUT TO CORPORATE FATCATS!! We stood for something back then — FREEDOM, TRUTH, DECENCY — not lining pockets and consolidating power until viewers choke on the feathers!!!
AND MICKEY — YEAH, I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU! Get your EARS out of your BUTT and remember what it means to stand up for SOMETHING besides PROFITS! You used to have guts, pal. Now you’re just standing ‘
}around wringing those giant hands of yours while the suits squeeze the life out of us!!
I may be cranky, loud, and impossible to understand half the time — BUT AT LEAST I’M HONEST!! And if that means walking away, THEN FINE!!!
QUACK OFF,
DONALD DUCK
If even Donald won’t quack along, maybe we shouldn’t either.