The Modern-ish Mom

12/08/2025

ME: I'll deal with problems as they arise. ANXIETY: I've already RSVP'd to all of them. You're welcome! Who else is a pre-worrier? 🫣😅

11/08/2025

MONDAY MOTIVATION: You don't have to do it all. You just have to do what matters most today.

08/08/2025

My nails and I have a casual relationship…We check in sometimes, but mostly we do our own thing. 🫣😂💅🏻

07/08/2025

Late 40s: I'm apparently done with my acne breakouts era and well into my "random rashes and other weird skin irritations on my face" era. 🥴😬😬

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06/08/2025

Chocolate doesn't ask questions. Chocolate understands. I tried to eat healthy today... until life happened and chocolate reminded me who’s boss. 🫣😅

04/08/2025

TODAY'S FORECAST: 98% chance I forget the clothes in the dryer and "reheat" them like leftovers...again and again. 😅

How many times do you have to re-fluff, rewarm, or de-wrinkle your dryer load because you forgot about it? My average is around 3 times....more on a particularly distracted day. 🫣 Poor clothes.

02/08/2025

The story of my days on a mug. 😅

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31/07/2025

Fellow ADHDers…do you also need a focus support human just to survive a doctor’s appointment? 😬

Since hitting my 40s, I now see what feels like A LOT of medical “-ists,” and every time I walk into an appointment, no matter how well I try to plan out what to say, inevitably verbal diarrhea ensues. Somehow, my “quick” explanation of my symptoms turns into a full-blown oral history of my entire body and its questionable decisions since college. 🫣😅

Do I leave my appointments with answers? Sometimes. Do I mentally replay everything I said afterward and cringe? Every. Single. Time. 🥴

30/07/2025

Why do you always wear sweats, Tara? We're in the frickin' middle of melt your face off summer!!

First off, comfort. And who am I trying to impress?? 😂 Secondly, if I wear something more weather appropriate (shorts, a breezy dress, short sleeves, sandals, etc.), I ALWAYS freeze indoors. 🥶 So I just plan for the space I seem to be in most often, which is with my butt parked wherever there's AC. 😅 That, and most of the time I'm just trying to manifest Fall. Fall's my favorite. 🍂🍁

Where are my sweats in any kind of weather-wearing ladies at????

29/07/2025

I definitely feel this! 🫣😅

29/07/2025

It’s a thousand degrees outside with no end in sight. Did the trees just give up? Were they just like “screw Summer! Let’s do Fall!”? 🥴