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I have been keeping this colony of ants alive for over 8 years. They live in a crack between 2 concrete slabs in my ware...
08/08/2025

I have been keeping this colony of ants alive for over 8 years. They live in a crack between 2 concrete slabs in my warehouse. Every time the exterminator comes, I hide their nest. From time to time I make sure I leave them some food. I try to make it nutritious. Today's meal is a crushed cashew that had a mysterious dark spot on it.
Would feed them banana but it's in a high traffic area and I'm sure one of my employees would slip on it.

I have eaten pickled herring for lunch every day for 11 years. This amounts to 8 pickled herring fillets per day for 401...
08/08/2025

I have eaten pickled herring for lunch every day for 11 years. This amounts to 8 pickled herring fillets per day for 4015 days, totaling 32,120 pieces. As a result, my omega-3 levels are more than adequate, and I can lift heavy objects with ease.
M, 70, believes fish don't get fat because they eat fish.

Why is this hair on my head like this? I plucked it from my head, but I've never seen anything like it before! I don't u...
08/08/2025

Why is this hair on my head like this? I plucked it from my head, but I've never seen anything like it before! I don't use styling products, dye or heat.

I saw a post a couple days ago about Canadian "No Name" brand. i'm canadian and a lot of times their items are just as g...
08/08/2025

I saw a post a couple days ago about Canadian "No Name" brand. i'm canadian and a lot of times their items are just as good as name brand. but I felt this is the perfect place to share their Dull humour.

I'm having a skip delivered today. I've just received an email that can only be described as an apostrophe catastrophe.....
08/08/2025

I'm having a skip delivered today. I've just received an email that can only be described as an apostrophe catastrophe...

I have never eaten hamburgers. I have never played a video game. I have never ordered food home. I have never grown a r...
08/08/2025

I have never eaten hamburgers. I have never played a video game. I have never ordered food home. I have never grown a real beard ( 2-3 weeks hair is not a beard). I drank beer last time about 20 years ago. I don't follow or do any sports. Forgot to mention: don't smoke, never rode a motorbike or drove a truck/rig/lorry. Also, I don't lift weights. Last time I was at the gym doing that was when I was 17 years old. I had a Twitter account for 12 years, never tweeted anything. I don't do Instagram, thou I have an account. I wear similar clothes like 45 years ago. So I am dull. But am I a man?
P.S. That's me in the photo and I also took it, with timer of course.

I have been saving all my sauce from various fast food restaurants over the years. I keep them in a drawer in my dining ...
08/08/2025

I have been saving all my sauce from various fast food restaurants over the years. I keep them in a drawer in my dining room, tonight I decided to sort and count them all.
Here are the totals
A1: 3
Heinz Ketchup: 7
McDonald’s ketchup: 13
CFA honey roasted bbq: 3
Honey: 2
Cholula hot sauce: 2
McDonald’s sweet and sour: 7
McDonald’s bbq: 1
CFA Polynesian: 1
Popeyes bbq: 1
Srriracha: 1
Chinese hot sauce: 4
Chinese yellow mustard: 14
Chinese soy sauce: 41
Chinese duck sauce: 69
Taco Bell mild: 80
Taco Bell hot: 45
Taco Bell fire: 67
Taco Bell Diablo: 53
412 total

When you order 150lb of halibut..... And the supplier doesn't like you that much... banana for scale
08/08/2025

When you order 150lb of halibut..... And the supplier doesn't like you that much... banana for scale

Handed back the lease car today
08/08/2025

Handed back the lease car today

Today I noticed that my wife had replaced the kitchen sponge. Normally this would be a very good day, but after retrievi...
08/08/2025

Today I noticed that my wife had replaced the kitchen sponge. Normally this would be a very good day, but after retrieving the old sponge from the bin, I can’t help but think the change has been made too early. Thoughts??
48, size 10 feet, 6ft 1, 17st.

EDIT:This is a 20 USD chocolate bar.I am honestly very disappointed in the majority of the responses here. This is not t...
08/08/2025

EDIT:
This is a 20 USD chocolate bar.
I am honestly very disappointed in the majority of the responses here. This is not the tone that I joined the DMC for. I posted this because I thought it was hilarious that there *was* a twenty-dollar candy bar. Period. I did not claim to go to Dubai, I did not claim that this was made in Dubai, I am neither complaining about nor promoting this as either a product or a price point, and for the many, many of you who would like to point out that I am an idiot, I had a difficult appointment at the dentist and wanted to treat myself to something self-indulgent. That was it. And for all of you who somehow felt the need to share that you think this looks like s**t, perhaps you would like to caucus with the other 500 people who also presumably thought that that was a witty and original comment.
Oy. Chill out people.

My son received this bottle opener from a well know purveyor of soft drinks. What we can’t figure out is the function of...
08/08/2025

My son received this bottle opener from a well know purveyor of soft drinks. What we can’t figure out is the function of the slot at the top, so we turn to you, fellow dullsters!
M, 42, NZ, size 43 but 42 in some brands.

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