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Found in the high desert out driving around, it’s sticky.
10/09/2025

Found in the high desert out driving around, it’s sticky.

Not my job but can anyone explain this! Hand finish no wind, cooler day! Went back to cut and at that point nothing ,so ...
10/09/2025

Not my job but can anyone explain this! Hand finish no wind, cooler day! Went back to cut and at that point nothing ,so it happened sometime after cutting.

I’m almost embarrassed to say that I had no idea what this thing was when I found it under the table this morning. Campe...
10/09/2025

I’m almost embarrassed to say that I had no idea what this thing was when I found it under the table this morning. Campers leave things behind all the time, and generally I know immediately if it’s useful or if it needs help getting to a trash can.

After some careful research, I have determined that it is for holding and transporting dragon eggs. You see, immediately after a gravid dragons lays her eggs in the soil, they are extremely hot and can be found by looking for steam rising out of the ground. This tool allows you to scoop them up safely and transport them somewhere heat-resistant until they get a chance to cool down, which usually takes about 10-12 days.

I did a reverse image search on my phone just to make sure, and it provided an alternate explanation that it could be a charcoal chimney, used to heat charcoal briquettes quickly and evenly, but I’m not buying it. Either way, it’s far too large to take up room on the bus so I will set it by the garbage cans for the next dragon hunter to chance upon

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Got a oil pressure low turn engine off warning. Only appeared once this morning. Chevy equinox 2010 LT. 180000 milesDrov...
10/09/2025

Got a oil pressure low turn engine off warning. Only appeared once this morning. Chevy equinox 2010 LT. 180000 miles

Drove someone to work fine not that far. Shortly after dropping off and turning car back on I got the message and turn it off. Oil levels are fine as I did and oil change 2 weeks ago. I don’t live very far and drove the car back home and it hasn’t appeared again. Read online that it could be because of the oil filter ? First time this has happened

Gonna get this yard mowed one way or another. 😤
10/09/2025

Gonna get this yard mowed one way or another. 😤

The local thrift store has decided to write the price of the lens using permanent marker on the actual lens - any ideas
10/09/2025

The local thrift store has decided to write the price of the lens using permanent marker on the actual lens - any ideas

Vauxhall Astra cassette type clutch. Best ever to replace. Why couldn't they all be like that
10/09/2025

Vauxhall Astra cassette type clutch. Best ever to replace. Why couldn't they all be like that

A hasty plea to all of you that have gardens and might see some leaves looking like the ones in my picture. Please, ple...
10/09/2025

A hasty plea to all of you that have gardens and might see some leaves looking like the ones in my picture. Please, please, don't spray with insecticide! The holes are actually being made by a solitary bee called a Leaf Cutter Bee. She takes this to her home and makes a tiny thimble shaped cell from it. Then she lays her egg and seals the cell with another bit of leaf. She's no danger to you so please, allow her to use some of your leaves - usually roses but not always. Insecticides will kill her.
I found this little one on my fence yesterday and looked her up. Please help to let them live!

My wife making scrambled eggsI have no idea what she does but this is the pan every single time she makes scrambled eggs...
10/09/2025

My wife making scrambled eggs

I have no idea what she does but this is the pan every single time she makes scrambled eggs. Help!

This has been THE most effective thing for flies we’ve ever tried. This is the 4th one because the others have been comp...
10/09/2025

This has been THE most effective thing for flies we’ve ever tried. This is the 4th one because the others have been completely filled in 2 days and theres a huge difference in our yard Sticky fly trap 🙌🏻
Update: Second picture is 4 hours later👍🏻👍🏻

Found Pinned to a Tree on a W alking Trail
10/09/2025

Found Pinned to a Tree on a W alking Trail

17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2...
10/09/2025

17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2 miles to the ground, strapped to her seat and survived after she endured 10 days in the Amazon Jungle.
After ten days, she found a boat moored near a shelter, and found the boat's fuel tank still partly full. Koepcke poured the gasoline on her wounds, an action which succeeded in removing the maggots from her arm. Out of 93 passengers and crew, Juliane was the only survivor of the LANSA flight 508 crash that took place December 24th, 1971.

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