R.I.P. To All the Innocent People I've Killed Inside My Mind

06/19/2025

i was working at a tire place a while ago and this guy was talking about how his ex moved across the country with his kids, so he drove down to follow them, and now he lives in his car until he can figure out the rest - hopefully before it gets too hot… and then he asked me why i don’t want kids

like brother, you’re answering your own question right now

06/05/2025

05/31/2025

this is nelly (like the rapper)

05/31/2025

i’m finally the age my ex was when i met her, 10 years ago. and now that i’m here, boy let me tell ya

i never would have done that s**t

05/29/2025

i pop used tampons in my mouth and chew on them to satisfy my dip cravings

05/27/2025

can’t a man just like a little bit of dick talk with the homies

05/15/2025

if someone asks you for directions and you start saying things like ‘east’, never give anyone directions again in your life. we don’t know what that is anymore