07/08/2026
Two nights, one stadium, Minnesota's turn,
another notch on ESPN's slow burn.
Femi outlasts Brock in a cage built for pain,
tell why this was Hell in a Cell again…
Cody stood ready, the title in sight,
Then Orton slid in like a snake in the night.
An RKO outta nowhere — we've seen this before —
Punk keeps his belt for a little while more.
SKY fought like hell, kicked and moonsaulted the ring,
Lost anyway — same old song they still sing.
The Shield got its ending, Reigns speared his way home —
So few highlights in a two-night dome.
So happy summer, WWE, you overstuffed show:
half classic, half filler, and Chelsea stole the glow.
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