Side-Eyed Wisdom

Side-Eyed Wisdom A Boston Terrier with a permanent side eye and zero patience for human nonsense.

It was 80 degrees yesterday. I ain’t got time for this s**t. Shaq out till the temps higher than my age.
03/13/2026

It was 80 degrees yesterday. I ain’t got time for this s**t. Shaq out till the temps higher than my age.

Amazing how fast common sense melts.
01/23/2026

Amazing how fast common sense melts.

Forecast said “snow,” not “end times.”
01/23/2026

Forecast said “snow,” not “end times.”

Two days away and y’all already panickin’.
01/23/2026

Two days away and y’all already panickin’.

Fresh? Yeah, if you like bruised apples and missing hoagies.
01/22/2026

Fresh? Yeah, if you like bruised apples and missing hoagies.

Tech was supposed to fix life. Nah. Just stress my daw off.
01/22/2026

Tech was supposed to fix life. Nah. Just stress my daw off.

Grocery roulette is fun… if you like losing every week.
01/22/2026

Grocery roulette is fun… if you like losing every week.

Quiet fancy vibes ain’t value.
01/21/2026

Quiet fancy vibes ain’t value.

Smaller hoagie, bigger price tag. Really?
01/21/2026

Smaller hoagie, bigger price tag. Really?

Premium? Yah, lemme see dat wooder…
01/21/2026

Premium? Yah, lemme see dat wooder…

That panic ain’t about the thing.
01/20/2026

That panic ain’t about the thing.

Funny what people mourn hardest.
01/20/2026

Funny what people mourn hardest.

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