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Sending love to all my therapist witches (and the witches in therapy), as Saturn has stationed direct in Pisces for the ...
12/09/2025

Sending love to all my therapist witches (and the witches in therapy), as Saturn has stationed direct in Pisces for the last time in this cycle. So many energetic cycles closing out in 2025! 2026 is truly a new chapter and I can’t wait to see what unfolds for the collective. Curious to know how the impactful transits of 2026 will land in your natal chart? Purchase your 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot reading for your rising sign and find out! 🔗: 🕊️🕯️🧿

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Which one(s) are you today?If you’re the top right or bottom middle, I highly recommend ordering a reparenting reading f...
12/09/2025

Which one(s) are you today?

If you’re the top right or bottom middle, I highly recommend ordering a reparenting reading from me! 🕊️🕯️🔮

Any others, the 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings for your rising sign would be a great fit 😉

Get yours at the 🔗:

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heyo so 2025 has felt like an eternity and I’ve been waiting for 2026 for all my life bc my birthday is 2/26 🫣 sooo you ...
12/06/2025

heyo so 2025 has felt like an eternity and I’ve been waiting for 2026 for all my life bc my birthday is 2/26 🫣 sooo you know I went ALL OUT on my 2026 Year Ahead readings!!! They are the best I’ve ever done, if I do say so myself! I also encourage y’all to look at my Moon, Saturn, Chiron and Their Roles in Reparenting reading offerings bc it’s one of my all-time favorite custom readings to provide for my fellow neurodivergent black sheep eldest sibling collective 💞

also, IG is holding over $700 hostage from me in payouts from the last few months and keeps throwing me to support teams that say it’s not their job to help me and I should hear from someone that can (but never do), SO your support and bookings truly matter more to me now than ever 😘 eternally grateful to those of you that are likeminded and invest in my work, you keep my creative juices flowing when life feels stagnant!

Want to check out my reading offerings? Head to the 🔗 in my bio: ✨✨✨

‘Tis the season to be jolly and joyous (and antifascist)! 🎶🎄💸 but honestly, what do they expect from us, when we were ra...
12/06/2025

‘Tis the season to be jolly and joyous (and antifascist)! 🎶🎄💸 but honestly, what do they expect from us, when we were raised on Muppets’ Christmas Carole and Ferngully???

Want to learn about your 2026 transits and receive recommendations about how to work with each full and new moon (plus eclipses) based on how they land in your natal chart? You’ll receive all that and more (including tarot cards for each month and insight into every major transit of 2026) when you order your 2026 Year Ahead reading from ! ✨✨✨ you can also receive them via monthly drops by subscribing to my Substack!

THIS THERAPIST APPROVES!!!! Best replacement of the 5 Senses activity tbh tell me what you would scream, smash, hex, tos...
12/05/2025

THIS THERAPIST APPROVES!!!! Best replacement of the 5 Senses activity tbh tell me what you would scream, smash, hex, toss over a cliff, and set on fire below! 🔥

Want to learn about your 2026 transits and receive recommendations about how to work with each full and new moon (plus eclipses) based on how they land in your natal chart? You’ll receive all that and more (including tarot cards for each month and insight into every major transit of 2026) when you order your 2026 Year Ahead reading from ! ✨✨✨ you can also receive them via monthly drops by subscribing to my Substack!

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Happy Gemini full moon, witches! 🌕♊️🧿2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are ready and waiting for you! Celebrate t...
12/04/2025

Happy Gemini full moon, witches! 🌕♊️🧿

2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are ready and waiting for you! Celebrate the last full moon of the year and order yours! 🔗: ✨✨✨

I’m glad that we (and all these TV characters) are on the same page about the BS color of the year!Celebrate tonight’s ...
12/04/2025

I’m glad that we (and all these TV characters) are on the same page about the BS color of the year!

Celebrate tonight’s Gemini full moon with your 2026 Year Ahead reading! Get yours here 🔗: ✨✨✨

could you please read the f’n room!!!!Want some real insight into 2026? Your rising sign’s Year Ahead astrology/tarot r...
12/04/2025

could you please read the f’n room!!!!

Want some real insight into 2026? Your rising sign’s Year Ahead astrology/tarot reading is ready and waiting for you! Order yours and get your 27-page PDF delivered to your inbox within 48 hours 🔗: ✨✨✨

Raise your hand if you no longer use Spotify 🙋🏻‍♀️ I left when Neil Young did in 2022 (even leaving behind the inner chi...
12/03/2025

Raise your hand if you no longer use Spotify 🙋🏻‍♀️ I left when Neil Young did in 2022 (even leaving behind the inner child/teen playlists I’d curated and shared here often) and never went back! 🎶🪧✨ one of my many boycott activities, because it’s important to align our collective spending power with our values! It’s one of the best ways to lean into your role in the revolution!

Ready to put your coin to better (and more ethical) use moving forward? Invest in your 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot reading for your rising sign! Receive your 27-page PDF reading within 48 hours of purchase and start planning your 2026 🕊️🕯️🧿 there are some MAJOR collective/outer planet transits happening (especially in February/July 2026) that speak to your role in the revolution, you’ll love it! 🔗:

Tap in, comment below you’re also a childless cat person against Christian nationalism! 🐈‍⬛✨🔮 (bonus points, if you’re a...
12/01/2025

Tap in, comment below you’re also a childless cat person against Christian nationalism! 🐈‍⬛✨🔮 (bonus points, if you’re a witch!)

2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are now available, personalized to your rising sign! 🔗:

Oh, our boy looks GOOD AND CONTENT! 💚💚💚‘Free Luigi’ shirts and 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are available! C...
12/01/2025

Oh, our boy looks GOOD AND CONTENT! 💚💚💚

‘Free Luigi’ shirts and 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are available! Celebrate the end of the year in style! 🔗:

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