ParaHouse Magazine

12/08/2025

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12/06/2025

A little Creepmas story for you... 💀🎅

While in the cozy living room of the Thompson household, the Christmas tree glowed with twinkling lights, casting a warm ambiance over the festive decorations. Eric, twelve, and Kim, ten, sprawled on the couch, munching popcorn as the TV blared a horror movie they’d snuck past their parents’ usu...

11/25/2025

Check out our 'Tortured Thanksgiving' story... it will help you get through this week lol 🦃🍽️🍂

The cemetery behind Plymouth’s old First Church smelled of salt wind and wet leaves. Charlie—eight years old, knees scabbed, pockets full of acorns—had slipped away from the school field trip. The other kids were inside the replica village learning how to churn butter. Charlie preferred the qu...

11/13/2025

Our print mags are sold out✨ But the digital copy of ParaHouse Magazine's Holiday Edition materializes like a phantom from the ether. Get yours here: [https://parahousemagazine.com/product-page/holiday-issue-2025-digital-download]

11/12/2025

PRINT IS NOW SOLD OUT!! ✨ But as midnight fog curls around your screen, the digital copy of ParaHouse Magazine's Holiday Edition materializes like a phantom from the ether. Get yours here: [https://www.parahousemagazine.com/product-page/holiday-issue-2025-digital-download]

11/11/2025

As twilight creeps and shadows play,
Your ParaHouse mag ships today!
The mail-coffin’s closed,
Your corpse-mail’s gone,
But a spectral PDF creeps
in at dawn.

11/11/2025

One magazine left. Blink = bye. ⌛️ www.parahousemagazine.com

11/10/2025

✧₊⁺🕯⋆.˚ a Cursed locket of a murdered heiress traps her steel baron father’s killer in eternal service—wear it, and the mansion drinks your blood.

The locket arrived in a plain brown box, no return address, postmarked from a town whose name Eliza had never heard. Inside lay a silver oval no larger than a quail’s egg, its filigree blackened with age. When she pried it open, a single lock of auburn hair slid against her thumb like silk soaked ...

11/10/2025

It’s HERRRRE!! 🎄 Our NEW holiday issue has ARRIVED!! 🚨 Already 𝟗𝟕% 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐎𝐮𝐭 from our existing subscribers, this is your dire warning that if you do not already have an active order or subscription for this NOV/DEC issue, we advise you to before we sell out ASAP.

If you’re into holiday Ghost stories, Krampus, UFOs, and magick, then you’ll love this.

We’ve warned you. Order yours now! 🎅♥️ Link in bio or visit ParaHouseMagazine.com. After we sell out of the *print* mags, we will be offering the digital version for $5.95.

11/09/2025

don't be grumpy santa if we sell out of our holiday issue tomorrow and u didn't subscribe today! 😈🎅 www.parahousemagazine.com