06/09/2026
If you're at a mixed martial arts fight and someone has bad gas, is it then customary to refer to it as Mixed Martial Farts??
"Hey, anyone wanna go see (and smell) some MMF (mixed martial farts)?"
Taco Bell definitely gonna weigh in on the match.
Do you need Smell-O-Vision to watch it?
An underwear company would be a great sponsor.........and maybe adult diapers?
..toliet paper??
...Lysol spray presents.....the MMF Main Event!