Epik Scottyboi

Epik Scottyboi Food and fun. Nuff said. ❤️Scottyboi

06/09/2026

If you're at a mixed martial arts fight and someone has bad gas, is it then customary to refer to it as Mixed Martial Farts??

"Hey, anyone wanna go see (and smell) some MMF (mixed martial farts)?"

Taco Bell definitely gonna weigh in on the match.

Do you need Smell-O-Vision to watch it?

An underwear company would be a great sponsor.........and maybe adult diapers?
..toliet paper??
...Lysol spray presents.....the MMF Main Event!

06/09/2026

I now refer to jiu jitsu as "murder yoga." It's way to funny not to.

06/09/2026

From the archive....reviving an old picture of Scotty Beefcake....I bet you want him to put handcuffs on you :-)

The magical kitchen.
06/02/2026

The magical kitchen.

Life is what you make of it.  Might as well make it fun!   ❤️💪Scottyboi
06/01/2026

Life is what you make of it. Might as well make it fun!

❤️💪Scottyboi

05/24/2026



Mac Miller said it best….”Best Day Ever”

05/18/2026

Please do not feed the unicorns. They have been known to bite. The logo is a little excited today. Epik Unicorn Apparel on the come up!

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