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12/25/2025
Literally turned mine on today… 🥵
12/25/2025

Literally turned mine on today… 🥵

And set to 70°! How about you!? 😂

12/24/2025

Yet another MVA at the intersection of Jameson and Farrs Bridge.

’Twas the Day before Christmas,and all through the South,ain’t nobody cold we was SWEATIN’ out the mouth.Stockings hung ...
12/24/2025

’Twas the Day before Christmas,
and all through the South,
ain’t nobody cold
we was SWEATIN’ out the mouth.

Stockings hung up,
thermostat trippin’,
Santa peeled layers like
“WHY is South Carolina SIMMERIN’?”

Kids in tank tops,
uncles on the grill,
Grandma said “winter canceled”
while the AC paid the bill.

Mosquitoes still alive,
doing cardio in the yard,
humidity sitting on your chest
like a bad credit card.

But HOLD THAT LAUGH
because somewhere up north,
the ARCTIC was stretching
like “yeah… I’m next, of course.”

That cold front ain’t strolling
it’s KICKING the door,
coming back like a toxic ex
you blocked… then ignored.

Next week’s cold?
BABY this ain’t décor.
This that “wrap pipes,hug pets,and apologize to your house” cold WAR.

We goin’ from
“Merry Christmas, pass the ham”to
“WHO ATE ALL THE HEAT
AND LEFT US WITH THIS DAMN?”

Temps droppin’ faster
than morals after midnight,
wind chills so violent
they stripping confidence on sight.

That Arctic air said,
“Y’all talked real spicy in shorts
now put on four hoodies
and learn about CONSEQUENCES.”

Santa spun the sleigh,looked back with a grin:
“Enjoy that warm tease, South
WINTER ’BOUT TO SPIN THE BLOCK AGAIN.”

And he hollered as he vanishedinto the night’s cold bite: WRAP THEM DAMN PIPES,LOCK THEM WIGS, AND FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE.” ☢️❄️🔥

😂
12/24/2025

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12/24/2025
12/24/2025

Yo… this slaps!

Real question:What would General Andrew Pickens want for the City in 2026? We want to hear what you think… don’t hold ba...
12/23/2025

Real question:

What would General Andrew Pickens want for the City in 2026?

We want to hear what you think… don’t hold back.

12/23/2025
12/23/2025
The Cox boys talk about Jim Clements, his connection to previous SC governor Nikki Haley, and his fast exit as Clemson U...
12/23/2025

The Cox boys talk about Jim Clements, his connection to previous SC governor Nikki Haley, and his fast exit as Clemson University president.

Say what?!?!
12/22/2025

Say what?!?!

🐯 What’s really happening at Clemson University, and why did the university president step down? 🤷

👉 We’re joined by special guest Matthew Durham to break it all down.

🎥 Tune in tonight at 7 p.m. on New America Movement. 🇺🇸

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