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Kristi Noem finally gets a real job, in Canada:
06/20/2026

Kristi Noem finally gets a real job, in Canada:

Former South Dakota Gov. and ex-Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has joined NovaRed Mining Inc. to advise its AI-driven critical minerals exploration efforts.

North St. and Lacrosse Street labeled as "Rapid City Skid Row," with Haines Ave and I-90 tying for close second with Lac...
06/20/2026

North St. and Lacrosse Street labeled as "Rapid City Skid Row," with Haines Ave and I-90 tying for close second with Lacrosse and I-90.

Not a good sign for Toby Doeden for South Dakota.
06/20/2026

Not a good sign for Toby Doeden for South Dakota.

As "Karen" population rises in Rapid City, Subaru Outback sales skyrocket.

As "Karen" population rises in Rapid City, Subaru Outback sales skyrocket.
06/20/2026

As "Karen" population rises in Rapid City, Subaru Outback sales skyrocket.

South Dakota Democrats are lining up to change their voter registration to Republican for Governor Larry Rhoden
06/20/2026

South Dakota Democrats are lining up to change their voter registration to Republican for Governor Larry Rhoden

Democrats are lining up in Pennington County and statewide to change their voter registration to Republican to vote for ...
06/20/2026

Democrats are lining up in Pennington County and statewide to change their voter registration to Republican to vote for Governor Larry Rhoden, with approval from the State of South Dakota to vote in the primary runoff election for Governor. No restrictions.

Opinion: South Dakota is the weakest conservative state in the union.

YOU ARE ON AMERICAN LAND.
06/10/2026

YOU ARE ON AMERICAN LAND.

Official Audio for America, from "The Jazz Singer" soundtrack, per...

NDN Collective and the Sioux Tribe organize to steal the Black Hills: - Black Hills taken from Cheyenne by Sioux in 1776...
06/10/2026

NDN Collective and the Sioux Tribe organize to steal the Black Hills:
- Black Hills taken from Cheyenne by Sioux in 1776
- The US took land back in 1877
- Sioux Tribe takes land back in 2028?

Opinion: Apologize for conquering, and it's the first step toward being conquered. Western Civilization is the greatest civilization structure man has likely ever seen. Don't like the war in Iran? Try going to war against your neighbor every few months (Indian Wars). Try sending an emoji with a smoke signal. Which culture do you prefer, Rapid City & America?

Note: this message is not sponsored by Amazon/Jeff Bezos, or the United Nations, the federal government, or any other corrupt NGO.

Contact your legislators to ask them if they support the Black Hills being stolen:

Federal Congressional Delegation (U.S. Congress)
Representative Dusty Johnson (U.S. Representative, At-Large)

Washington, D.C. Office: 202-225-2801

Rapid City Office: 605-348-7551

Sioux Falls Office: 605-334-9596

Senator John Thune (U.S. Senator, Class II)

Washington, D.C. Office: 202-224-2321

Rapid City Office: 605-348-7551

Sioux Falls Office: 605-334-9596

Senator Mike Rounds (U.S. Senator, Class II)

Washington, D.C. Office: 202-224-5842

Rapid City Office: 605-343-5035

Pierre Office: 605-224-1450

Representative Will Mortenson (District 24 - House Leadership): 605-773-3851 (Capitol Switchboard)

Representative Mike Derby (District 34): 605-381-0992

Representative Steve Duffy (District 32): 605-342-2078

Representative Mary J. Fitzgerald (District 31): 605-641-2045

Representative Nick Fosness (District 01): 605-228-5555

Representative David Kull (District 02): 605-261-9185

Representative Trish Ladner (District 30): 605-440-1834

Representative Curt Massie (District 33): 605-389-7345

Representative Liz M. May (District 27): 605-455-2588

Representative Scott Odenbach (District 31): 605-645-6504

Representative Peri Pourier (District 27): 605-877-1238

Representative Taylor Rehfeldt (District 14): 605-391-4378

Representative John Sjaarda (District 02): 605-321-4073

Representative Mike Stevens (District 18): 605-661-0057

Black Hills Center for Equality is led by people like Ranee Haglund, who is also affiliated with Liberty and Justice For...
06/08/2026

Black Hills Center for Equality is led by people like Ranee Haglund, who is also affiliated with Liberty and Justice For All (Communist org), No Kings (Communist Org), and NDN Collective (communist org).

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