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If they really wanted to talk, they would’ve picked up in the 0.7 seconds I allowed.
02/21/2026

If they really wanted to talk, they would’ve picked up in the 0.7 seconds I allowed.

Me: takes one multivitaminAlso me: “Alright body, I’ve done my part. Heal yourself.”
02/20/2026

Me: takes one multivitamin
Also me: “Alright body, I’ve done my part. Heal yourself.”

I woke up thirsty and somehow started a full Thanksgiving side quest.
01/31/2026

I woke up thirsty and somehow started a full Thanksgiving side quest.

Elon Musk said ‘go big or go home’ and Texas said ‘hold my brisket.’Welcome to Starbase City 🚀
01/31/2026

Elon Musk said ‘go big or go home’ and Texas said ‘hold my brisket.’
Welcome to Starbase City 🚀

Built to survive the apocalypse.Taken out by a McDonald’s.
01/31/2026

Built to survive the apocalypse.
Taken out by a McDonald’s.

Asked him to draw a train.Got whatever this sleep paralysis demon is.Proof that kids don’t need internet access to be ab...
01/31/2026

Asked him to draw a train.
Got whatever this sleep paralysis demon is.

Proof that kids don’t need internet access to be absolutely terrifying

Who needs a Rolex when you’ve got 128GB of RAMex strapped to your wrist.RAM fashion in 2026 really said you don’t need t...
01/30/2026

Who needs a Rolex when you’ve got 128GB of RAMex strapped to your wrist.
RAM fashion in 2026 really said you don’t need to pay rent this month go flex on em.

DoorDash really said: ‘Your food survived a car crash. Probably.’0.3 miles away like it’s a side quest.Sir… is my burrit...
01/30/2026

DoorDash really said: ‘Your food survived a car crash. Probably.’
0.3 miles away like it’s a side quest.
Sir… is my burrito emotionally okay? 🌮🚗💥😅”

Me, watching someone who makes twice my salary ask:‘Wait… where did the PDF go?’Sir. It’s been 45 minutes.The Save As bu...
01/30/2026

Me, watching someone who makes twice my salary ask:
‘Wait… where did the PDF go?’

Sir. It’s been 45 minutes.
The Save As button did not disappear. 🐦💀

Just bought a new place.HOA says ‘no pets’ but they didn’t mention mythical water dragons, so I think I’m good 🐉🏡Downsid...
01/30/2026

Just bought a new place.
HOA says ‘no pets’ but they didn’t mention mythical water dragons, so I think I’m good 🐉🏡
Downside: guests keep getting eaten.
Upside: zero solicitors.” 😌🔥

Source: This photo shows Wat Ban Rai, located in Nakhon Ratchasima Province (Korat), Thailand

Thailand really said: ‘Let’s build a peaceful temple… and then wrap it in a GIANT SEA SERPENT just to keep things intere...
01/30/2026

Thailand really said: ‘Let’s build a peaceful temple… and then wrap it in a GIANT SEA SERPENT just to keep things interesting.’
Meditation level: calm.
Security level: mythical boss fight 🐍⛩️😌

Bro said ‘just a little off the top’ and the barber said say less.This haircut got layers, history, and a backstory.Fres...
01/29/2026

Bro said ‘just a little off the top’ and the barber said say less.

This haircut got layers, history, and a backstory.
Fresh on top, retired on the sides. Absolute legend behavior 💈😮‍💨

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