03/19/2026
Egg salad for me, absolute chaos for everyone else. 🤪🥚
High protein egg salad on seeded toast for mama… and today Hayes tried egg for the first time.
Did the full routine - egg cooker, rest time, ice bath… peeled like a dream. I really thought I was about to be one of those moms who has it together for a second there.
We made it about six bites in… and then we had a little choking scare right out of the gate (cool calm kinda panicked), despite me watching every “how to serve eggs safely” video on the planet.
So we pivoted. Fast. I grabbed the Magic Bullet and turned it into more of an egg purée, but at that point we decided to go a different route for today.
Looks like breakfast #2 is going to be banana blueberry with rice cereal instead. 🍌🫐
His official egg review:
undecided, slightly confused, mildly suspicious..but willing to participate.😂
And one thing is certain - him, me, his chair, and anything within a 5-foot radius are absolutely covered in eggs.
Eggs are a high allergen and they say to introduce them early, so we’re doing it… just with a little less grace than planned.🫠
