11/06/2025
Listen, I need to tell you something.
Last episode I spent some time arguing with my brother about whether grown men should be allowed to latch onto ti***es for breast milk.
I said NO. Absolutely not. We don't latch as men. I slammed my desk. I pointed at cameras. I made it a RULE.
They called me ridiculous. I called them perverts. Democracy died in real time.
We also built an entire alternate universe where Shua has a bicycle horn permanently stuck in his as***le and every time he farts it honks.
Oh, and I almost died on a bike because I forgot to check my quick release lever. God showed me exactly where I could've eaten s**t on the Smith High Bridge going full speed. Praise Jesus.
New episode: "LatchG*te and the HonkHorn Bandits"
Big Johnny D came as our guest. Poor bastard just sat there laughing at everything while we argued about lactation and did terrible impersonations of Australian racists.
90 minutes of Halloween chaos. Scary movie stories, childhood trauma, WNBA takes that might get us canceled, and the usual nonsense.
We're disgusting. I love you. 🎃
The gang debates adult breastfeeding for 40 minutes, establish b***r warning protocols for street fights, and build an entire universe around a guy with a bi...