12/10/2025
We tried to have a normal conversation about Thanksgiving food.
It immediately devolved into debating whether you'd eat food from your lady's butt.
Then Evan casually admitted he keeps marinated chicken next to his bed in his studio apartment and we all just... accepted it. Like that's fine. Bed chicken is fine.
New episode: "Brujeria Ojos"
Shua kept doing the Haunted Buffet line “AND THESE ARE THE WITCHES EYES!” And it was never not hilarious.
We also discussed whether turkey tastes like water (it does), argued about corn souffle for 20 minutes (is it wet cornbread?), and I did a 5-minute bit about a white guy who practices Mexican accents for six months to perform at a kid's birthday party and his wife divorces him over it.
Johnny D returned as our guest. He contributed his gravy philosophy and immediately regretted everything else.
We're disgusting. I love you. 🧙♀️
P.S. - Evan's deviled eggs ended up as a congealed mass on his stairs and he ate them anyway.
Post- Thanksgiving Chaos!We tried to have a civilized discussion about Thanksgiving food. It started with a 10-minute debate about whether you'd eat food fro...
