12/05/2025
Every so often, some person—wait, let me start over…
Every so often, some total dick will start going on about how The Beatles weren’t that good or were overrated or whatever other contrarian bu****it he wants to say about the band to get a rise out of people. And all I can say is: Shut up. Shut your stupid, idiot mouth, you dumb idiot.
I get what you’re doing. Really, I do. You’re trying to s**t on people’s musical tastes to either appear more well-versed in music than them or you just want to see the shocked look on people’s faces as you besmirch their favorite band. And listen, I don’t blame you for either. They’re both fun activities that I partake in on the reg. If you name me a band you like, I will find a hundred different ways to judge you on your taste. If the band happens to feature a white guy with dreads, make it three hundred. But The Beatles, dude? The fu***ng Beatles? You are really scraping the barrel if you are knocking people for liking The Beatles, you moron.
I’m not even defending The Beatles, per se. They’re not my favorite band or anything. But they’re…they are…what’s the word I’m looking for here? Oh right. THEY’RE THE FU***NG BEATLES, the musical foundation on which just about everything you listen to was probably built. Does that even need to be said? Being a music fan who s**ts on The Beatles is like standing in the comfort of your warm house and being like, “Yeah, wood is way overrated, dude. When you think about it, wood’s not really that great.” Just take your mouth and shut it up, you fu***ng dummy.