09/03/2025
"Look ma, we're on Dateline! ....Wait, what?..."
"No! I didn't frickin' Kill anyone ma, it's.."
"NO! I am not 'Just like my uncle terry', it's an.."
"OMG mom, stop!"
"...You always bring 1st grade back up! I am not destined for a life of crime, It was ONE TIME!"
"Why are you crying?! STOP CRYING!!"
"Omg, mom I'm sorry, no I'm not trying to scare you, it's an AD mom, an ADVERTISEMENT!"
"Hello?.... ma?... did you hang up?!"