Maria Hesse

12/26/2025

Merry Christmas from my Nutella cheesecake 🎄🎁

09/16/2025

It’s starting to feel like George
Martin was trying
to warn us about…

The f*cking White Walkers, for reals.

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I have a yod in my birth chart, and this is my first digital journal entry for our God(s) in heaven, Monday, September 15, 2025. I intend to bear witness to the current events on Earth as I see them in this corner of the internet. Unsure how often I’ll update it or how many chances I’ll have to share, but I hope you enjoy this poem I wrote about the last six days in America. The first three lines are a haiku, and then I just kind of gave up. Read into that what you will.

By consuming my content, you understand I’m going to be a bitter, snarky bitch to the oligarchs and the patriarchs. Don’t take it personally unless you’re an oligarch or a patriarch, in which case, fcking do better. If strong language offends you, you’re probably offended about the wrong thing. And you must also be in pursuit of peace, equality, and liberty for all.

Making reels may never be part of my creative strategy (what kind of anarchist would I be kowtowing to the algorithm?), so who knows who will see my posts. If you do, I hope you like to read captions and the still, simple moments of beauty I see in the world with a tinge of anxiety and a sense of humor.

These thoughts are my own. More about me in the hashtags. Am I doing this right?



#😂😂

09/08/2025

I can’t roll out a circle for my life but I can make the most delicious homemade flour tortillas.

07/16/2025

07/11/2025

Who is max? This branding saga is either evidence of the dumb stuff people do when they have too much money, or HBO is in a toxic relationship with a control freak who is trying to take over her identity. And, we still all call her HBO.

03/11/2025

We do this thing called macaroni Monday and decided to hack cheeseburger hamburger helper with dry-aged ground beef and kale from our farm box.

02/17/2025

Best biscuits and gravy of my life. With homemade white cheddar buttermilk biscuits. 😋

01/27/2025

Been saving this all month for a rainy day. The best part: there’s leftovers.

11/28/2024

Tell me I’m not the only one sitting on the floor in front of the oven watching pies bake.

11/25/2024

I see your banana and duct tape on wall and raise you Chick-fil-a sauce pecked open by a bird on a Sunday.

Photo 1: cool-toned Chick-fil-a sauce cup pecked open by bird.

Photo: warm-toned Chick-fil-sauce cup pecked open by bird.
And yes, I cleaned this up after photographing.

#2024