08/24/2026
Monday chaos: unlocked. 😂☕️
I’m sitting here on the couch, staring at my messy dining table, trying to regain my sanity before I even think about cleaning. 😩
My 4-year-old had a full-on tantrum and refused to go to school. My 8-year-old was still in bed after me telling her THREE times to get up, and I barely had time to fix her braids. My 12-year-old was upset because I didn’t wash her favorite clothes, so she ended up wearing MY new clothes—and thankfully, she actually liked them. 😂
Then came the last-minute lunch drama! 🤦🏻♀️ My 8-year-old didn’t want the chicken I cooked because it was soup—she wanted fried food—so I quickly prepped a hotdog for her before we left. 🌭
We finally got to school, but my 4-year-old decided he didn’t want to get out of the car OR go into the cafeteria. 😭 Mom had to breathe, stay calm, and somehow keep her composure.
And then I discovered I had mixed up the lunch boxes! 🤦🏻♀️ The hotdog lunch I prepared for my 8-year-old ended up in her brother’s backpack. 😂 Thankfully, he loves hotdogs, so he’s probably the happiest one in this situation. Meanwhile, my girl will have to eat the free cafeteria food today. 😭😂
Now I’m just sitting here on the couch, staring at this messy table like… “We’ll deal with you later.” 😂
Mama needs to regain her mind first. The house can wait. ☕️🤣
Motherhood on a Monday: 10% organized, 90% surviving. ❤️😂