06/04/2026
The Sloth Situation, The Sword Application, and The Ace’s Comeback
Zouain reels from one of the most stressful weeks in recent memory — anchored by the 19th Annual Hurricane Party at West End Trading Company
Sanford good news for a change
DJ Zouain is running on fumes, fresh off the 19th Annual Hurricane Party at West End Trading Company — a sweaty, chaotic, unforgettable night that he almost wasn't able to DJ.
The Sloth Situation
Two sloths from Sloth World progress out of intensive care at the Central Florida Zoo — just as the government was talking about cutting their funding.
Zouain breaks down why this story matters, where the money’s going instead, and what it says about Sanford’s priorities.
The Mayor With a Sword A mayoral hopeful showed up to apply for office carrying a sword. Yes, a sword. He asked about the mayor’s salary, was shocked at how little it is (probably confusing it with the city manager’s), and told the clerk exactly why he brought the blade. Zouain has the report, the names, and the questions.
Ace’s Food Review: The Bully Edition The listeners bullied him into it — so Zouain went back to Ace’s. He’s always loved the place, but have they really stepped up their food game? He breaks down the meal, the vibe, and whether the bullies were right.
Plus: nine Sanfords across the country, a shoutout to Kilt Man for being a stand-up dude, and a big thank you to sponsor Mad Voice and Data Consulting.
