Neo Nose Best

04/10/2026

Itz so ruff being the king of the house and being thiz handsome.

Anyone wantz to come gib me some of the attentionz?

03/02/2026

Mondayz habs me blah…

02/23/2026

Neo: Mom, why are Mondayz so ruff?
Me: I haven’t figured that out yet bud.

02/14/2026

Bez my Valentine? Just kiddingz Mommy is alwayz mine.

02/04/2026

Mom sayz I am “high-maintenance.” I dunno whut that meanz. But she sayz get uh job, so I didz.
I am nowz Paulz pawsome supervisor.

01/29/2026

Neo: Are theze for me? Let mez investigatez.
Me: Yes, buddy they are you Valentine treats.
Neo: Seez! Whenz youz a good boy, youz get treatz in the mail.

01/09/2026

01/02/2026

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12/25/2025

Neo: Mom! Can I be awakez now? I needz to seez if Santa Paws came cuz I am the goodest, bestest boy.
Me: Yes Neo, you can stop pretending to be asleep and go check your tree.
Neo: Otay mom, I go sneaky like…

12/25/2025

Neo: Tellz them mom!
Me: Tell them what buddy?
Neo: Thatz I canz count!
Me: Yes, Neo you can count. You counted down the last 12 days until Christmas.
Neo: I didz mom, I went to school with you and helped you teach numberz rememberz?
Me: I do Neo. You were such an excellent assistant in the classroom. The students loved you. Where are we going with this conversation? 
Neo: Thatz my calendar sayz 0!
Me: Yes! You need to get to sleep, so Santa Paws can come.
Neo: Otayz mom I’m on the nicest list right?
Me: You are always on the nice list. Night Buddy, I love you so much.

12/25/2025

Didz you nose I habs my own tree? I am alwayz the bestest goodest boy.