Sword Coast Department of Memes

04/30/2026

The openness of BG1&2 was so peak. Imagine an open world BG3 on that same scale sizewise. A campaign would take 500+ hours.

04/30/2026

This quote is a humorous rendition of one from Conan the Barbarian, which was in turn inspired by one attributed to Genghis Khan and reminds us of the seriousness of man:

“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his city reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”

It’s hard to believe that a mere ~800 years ago, all of the west was almost lost to this man who started a tidal wave that washed across all of Eurasia, and started what would become the largest contiguous land empire in history.

This is from on insta:

"The alphabet mafia and the devil have this in common: they cannot bear being made fun of. They take themselves very seriously and cannot bear being mocked.

'The devil, the prowde spirite, cannot endure to be mocked.' — Thomas More

If an entire worldview can be dismantled by a good ol' fashioned horse laugh, perhaps it's not as indomitable as it claims.

Revelation 12:12 He knoweth that he hath but a short time.

The reason the totalitolerance crowd is so cancel happy is because they know they're a joke. They know how vulnerable the whole thing is. Snowflakes have to find a way to set the world's thermostat to freezing in order to survive. They can't take the heat. A simple laugh makes the whole thing plain as day like the boy who chuckled at the emperor's new clothes. One laugh and everyone sees that he's naked. One joke and the joke of trans-logic evaporates like a v**e trail on a windy day.
So keep laughing. Keep mocking.
Be like your Father and find it funny. See the humor in their hubris.

Psalm 2:2-4 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
The fact that they're kicking back simply shows that you're on to something.

'If you throw a rock into a pack of stray dogs, the one that yelps is the one that got hit.' — D. L. Moody

When you hear the shrieks, you know the humor has struck its mark."

04/30/2026

GM frens

Lauren de Graaf is drow coded

“Elf”
“one of a race of powerful supernatural beings in Germanic folklore,"

Old English elf (Mercian, Kentish), ælf (Northumbrian), ylfe (plural, West Saxon) "sprite, fairy, goblin, incubus," from Proto-Germanic *albiz (source also of Old Saxon alf, Old Norse alfr, German alp "evil spirit, goblin, incubus"), origin unknown; according to Watkins, possibly from PIE *albho- "white." Used figuratively for "mischievous person" from 1550s.

In addition to elf/ælf (masc.), Old English had parallel form *elfen (fem.), the plural of which was *elfenna, -elfen, from Proto-Germanic *albinjo-. Both words survived into Middle English and were active there, the former as elf (with the vowel of the plural), plural elves, the latter as elven, West Midlands dialect alven (plural elvene).

The Germanic elf originally was dwarfish and malicious (compare elf-lock "knot in hair," Old English ælfadl "nightmare," ælfsogoða "hiccup," thought to be caused by elves); in the Middle Ages they were confused to some degree with faeries; the more noble version begins with Spenser. Nonetheless a popular component in Anglo-Saxon names, many of which survive as modern given names and surnames, such as Ælfræd "Elf-counsel" (Alfred), Ælfwine "Elf-friend" (Alvin), Ælfric "Elf-ruler" (Eldridge), also women's names such as Ælfflæd "Elf-beauty." Elf Lock hair tangled, especially by Queen Mab, "which it was not fortunate to disentangle" [according to Robert Nares' glossary of Shakespeare] is from 1592.

04/30/2026

Worry not, you can still be saved 😀

04/29/2026

04/29/2026

Ope, we pi**ed off the swamp hags!

04/29/2026

We invented it!

04/29/2026

GM frens

Shadowheart prays to the Lord for protection and guidance in the last step of her trial against the foul lady Shar

- 1492 DR, colorized

04/29/2026

Which way, Fallout fan?

04/28/2026

Gonna start a series called YWNBAW 😀