09/14/2026
🚨 JOHN IS 45 WITH A SCHEDULE I POSSESSION CHARGE. SIR… AT 3:43 IN THE MORNING, THE ONLY SCHEDULE YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IS YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. 😭
John Anderson Davis, 45, of Shreveport, LA, was booked on September 14, 2026, and is currently shown as in jail.
▪️ Possession of Schedule I — $0 bond listed
🔎 WHAT THAT MEANS: Schedule I is a drug classification covering certain controlled substances. The booking entry only says “Possession of schedule i,” so we’re not going to invent which substance allegedly resulted in the charge.
But JOHN. 3:43 A.M.?!
At 45, being awake at 3:43 a.m. should mean you got up to p*e, checked the thermostat, got mad because somebody left a light on, and went RIGHT BACK TO BED.
Instead, John apparently had a completely different kind of Schedule I on the calendar. 😭
👇 FOLLOW SHREVEPORT MUGSHOTS — because John missed the sleep schedule, allegedly found Schedule I, and somehow got Caddo Parish added to his morning itinerary before the coffee pot even turned on.
📌 Information shared on this page is from publicly available booking records. An arrest does not equal guilt. Everyone named remains presumed innocent, and charges may later be reduced, dismissed, or dropped. Courts determine the final outcome of each case.