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11/01/2025

Morning Ninjas - Oct 28, 2025: Massey Trial Audio, Porch Pirate Ring, & Lincoln’s Tomb Robber

� BOMBSHELL: Sonya Massey’s 911 call ECHOES in court as Grayson’s defense blames *her*.
� 47 PORCHES HIT in one weekend—Springfield’s pirate ring BUSTED on 4K Ring cams!
� MUGSHOT OF THE WEEK: Woman steals skeleton, dresses it in ex’s clothes, stages fake su***de.
� LOCAL LOSER: Meet the guy who tried to *sell Lincoln’s tombstone* in 1875.

11/01/2025

The Great Entertainment Drought: Why Comedy, Movies, R&B, and Rap Are Gasping for Air

Join me and Cornbread 217 on A Real Ninjas Podcast tonight at 8:30 PM for a raw (no Diddy), deep dive into the crumbling state of entertainment. We’re calling it like we see it: quality’s tanking while barriers to entry skyrocket. From gutless comedy movies scared of the “social temperature,” to R&B fading into irrelevance, mumble rap killing lyricism, and comedians ditching Hollywood for podcast cash grabs—nothing’s off limits. Backed by stats, quotes from legends like Mel Brooks and Dennis Quaid, wild rumors, and unfiltered takes. Is it the death of creativity, or just evolution gone wrong? Tune in live, drop your hot takes in chat, and let’s roast the industry together. Every Monday—don’t sleep!

10/24/2025

Guys Decoded: Prez Breaks Guy Code

Prez goes against man code: Answering YOUR BIGGEST questions about men on Girl Talk with Prez tonight and every Wednesday at 8pm! Just Prez spilling the tea, with my co-hosts Minda & Heather, PLUS reading YOUR live chat Qs. From “Why ghost?” to “S*x drive real talk?” to “Commitment decoded?”—get raw male truths, stats (76% daters ghosted, but 61% men seek love), and quotes (“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth—deal with it!” – Jack Handey). Submit Qs NOW—Prez answers as a guy, for women by women! Stream, chat, tag your girls.

10/22/2025

Shutdown Shenanigans: Why the Feds Are Closed and Who’s Really to Blame?

Join Prez and Cornbread 217 on this special episode of A Real Ninjas Podcast as we dive deep into the chaos of the 2025 U.S. government shutdown—now in its third week! From partisan budget battles over ACA subsidies to wild conspiracy theories about chemtrails and secret purges, we’ll unpack the real reasons, historical drama, shocking stats, and juicy rumors swirling around D.C. Is this just political theater, or the start of something bigger? We’ll throw questions at each other, poll the live audience, and keep it real with the unfiltered truth. Tune in tonight and every Monday at 8:30 PM—because in a world gone shutdown, ninjas stay woke.

10/17/2025

Spells for Steamy S*x, Love, and Halloween Magic

Spells for Steamy S*x, Love, and Halloween Magic

Join me and my coven co-hosts Minda and Heather for a spellbinding Halloween special of Girl Talk With Prez! We’re stirring up witchy s*x magic, rituals for epic connections, and potions for relationship glow-ups. Expect hilarious games, spicy confessions, and a live audience-co-created “Ultimate Lust & Love Spell” you can cast at home. Tune in tonight and every Wednesdays at 8pm for ghosts of bad dates, empowerment hexes, and tips to make your spooky season sizzle. Live chat open—submit your s*xiest wishes!

*xMagic

10/15/2025

Today’s Recipe
Ever set is 1min with a 30sec break
30min B***y Bootcamp with Antonette

Join us for a special B***y Bootcamp with Antonette as we celebrate her birthday as work those buns! �� Get ready to bake that cake with a high-energy session packed with squats, lunges, and targeted exercises to sculpt your best b***y. We'll be turning up the heat and having a blast while we work towards our fitness goals. Don't miss out on the fun, sweat, and birthday celebration! ***yBootcamp

2 Single Leg Toe Touch/Curtsy (L)
2 Single Leg Toe Touch/Curtsy (R)
2 Squat Walk
1 Kickbacks (L)
1 Clam-Up (L)
1 Clam-Up (R)
1 Kickbacks (R)
2 Crisscross
1 Butt-up Hold
1 Butt up
1 Leg Up (L)
1 Leg Up (R)
2 Leg Circle (L)
2 Leg Circle (R)

10/15/2025

Morning Ninjas: October 14 – “Guard Tensions & Robbery Rampage”

With a federal judge blocking National Guard moves in Illinois amid Trump’s immigration crackdown, and local robberies hitting Rochester and Springfield, today’s show unmasks the drama—arrests gone viral, a history nod to the 1908 riot’s fiery legacy, and weather screaming for fall trail runs before weekend rains hit. Brew up, Springfield—Tuesday’s dropping truth bombs!

10/14/2025

Join me, on A Real Ninjas Podcast, for a wild ride through a zombie apocalypse! Tonight, in honor of Halloween, I’m diving into surviving from Day 1 to Day 365 in a world overrun by zombies.

Expect survival tips and banter! Tune in LIVE tonight and every Monday at 8:30 PM on Facebook and YouTube. Bring your machete and your sense of humor—let’s see if you can outlast the undead!

10/09/2025

Where Have All the Good Guys Gone? Decoding Nice, Bad, and the Real Deal in Modern Dating

Join me and my dynamic co-hosts t tonight at 8pm for a raw, relatable dive into the eternal question: Where are all the good men hiding? In this episode of Girl Talk with Prez, we break down the myths and realities of dating—defining what makes a “good man” (loyal, confident, and kind without the doormat vibes), a “nice guy” (sweet but spineless), and a “bad boy” (thrilling but toxic). Packed with eye-opening stats (like how “nice guys” report 50% fewer s*xual partners than “bad boys” per a 2008 New Mexico State study), hilarious stereotypes, and real-talk quotes from women and men, we’ll spill the tea on “game” for women (flirty confidence hacks to snag a keeper) and what good men really crave in a partner (independence with heart). Plus, tips on spotting high-probability spots for quality guys—like gyms, volunteer gigs, and hobby meetups. Join in with your stories by joining the live chat: Have you dated a “nice guy” who ghosted into resentment? What’s your wildest “bad boy” regret? Let’s laugh, learn, and level up our love lives together. Don’t miss the empowerment!

10/08/2025

Morn’n Ninja News 10/7

10/07/2025

Join me and Cornbread 217 on A Real Ninjas Podcast tonight for a raw, real talk about toxic love patterns! We’re diving deep into why women often fall for the “bad boy” archetype, the overlooked toxic traits in partners, and how to break free from destructive cycles. From stereotypes to hard-hitting female dating facts, we’re unpacking it all. Tune in, bring your thoughts, and let’s get real about love, attraction, and growth. Drop your questions and experiences in the chat!

07/15/2025

Skinny drug dealers and muffin topped CNA’s go together like Pinky and Brain.

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