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07/21/2025

Immediately after the birth of our son, I gave my exhausted wife strawberries, apples, and bananas.

She deserves to enjoy the fruits of her labor.

07/20/2025

Why did the dyslexic Aragorn storm Iran?

For Fordo.

07/19/2025

I told my dad I couldn’t feel my fingers.

He only shouted, “Non-sense!”

07/18/2025

I got a vasectomy so I wouldn’t have kids

But I got home and they were still there

07/17/2025

Some guys just beat me up with prosthetic limbs and mugged me.

It was an armed robbery.

07/16/2025

What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes. The other takes four toes

07/15/2025

My wife told me "You're terrible in bed"

I told her it is unfair to make a judgement in less than 12 seconds.

07/14/2025

My dad used to travel a lot.

Good man. Terrible basketball player.

07/13/2025

How do we know that Michael Jackson was a man?

His pronouns were he/he.

07/12/2025

Diarrhea is a universal human trait.

It runs in everyone's genes.

07/11/2025

We watched a documentary about U-Haul last night on Netflix. My wife didn’t think it was that interesting.

Me? I thought it was genuinely moving.

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