Ranks for the Memories

Ranks for the Memories A podcast where nostalgia meets banter. In each episode we rank the best and worst life offers.

Which Beanie Baby did you have?
05/25/2026

Which Beanie Baby did you have?

05/22/2026

Hmm, what's this?

05/22/2026

Congratulations to Shannon for being the winner of this adorable opossum. It’ll be in the mail soon!

(It doesn’t actually have teeth)

Two more days left. Post your thoughts on opossums to win this 2-foot crocheted masterpiece.
05/19/2026

Two more days left. Post your thoughts on opossums to win this 2-foot crocheted masterpiece.

GIVEAWAY TIME!

Dan recently declared that opossums are the cutest animals on earth. To win this 2-foot-long possum, hand-crocheted especially for RFTM by Dan's 14-year-old daughter, drop a comment and tell us: Is Dan absolutely right, or completely out of his mind? (Bonus points for defending your answer!)

WANT EXTRA BONUS POINTS? Call 234-201-6603 and leave us a voicemail with your hot take!

We will pick a winner (randomly or just our favorite response) and mail this directly to your house. We will DM the winner for details. Sound off below!

(Disclaimer: This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Facebook.)

GIVEAWAY TIME!Dan recently declared that opossums are the cutest animals on earth. To win this 2-foot-long possum, hand-...
05/16/2026

GIVEAWAY TIME!

Dan recently declared that opossums are the cutest animals on earth. To win this 2-foot-long possum, hand-crocheted especially for RFTM by Dan's 14-year-old daughter, drop a comment and tell us: Is Dan absolutely right, or completely out of his mind? (Bonus points for defending your answer!)

WANT EXTRA BONUS POINTS? Call 234-201-6603 and leave us a voicemail with your hot take!

We will pick a winner (randomly or just our favorite response) and mail this directly to your house. We will DM the winner for details. Sound off below!

(Disclaimer: This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Facebook.)

RIP Ogre.
05/13/2026

RIP Ogre.

“Revenge of the Nerds” Actor Donald Gibb has sadly passed away at the age of 71

05/10/2026

Getting a cholesterol screening is a lot less complicated than memorizing all of Scorpion’s finishers. Just call your doctor and ask for a simple blood test.

05/09/2026

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