06/16/2026
Aging is mandatory. Becoming boring is a choice.
Get some whimsy in your life, bitch.
Buy the weird thing. Wear the silly hat. Take the unnecessary detour.
Life is hard enough.
Also, a quick NTAAB update:
Between birthdays, Father's Day, and the general audacity of adulthood, Episode 3 is running a little late.
To make up for it, Episodes 3 & 4 will be dropping back-to-back.
And Episode 4? That's our special birthday episode. 🎂💙
not that anybody asked, BUT I'm giving you bonus content anyway.