Addison Hinojosa2.0

Addison Hinojosa2.0 Hi! This is my page that’s fun, real, raw mom/wife content.

Where I’ll be oversharing my unhinged thoughts and moments 💗✨(Basically no family allowed because…yeah)

😛🫶🏽🌴☀️ Happy I got them tubes removed or else we’d be coming back with baby #6 announcement 🤭
06/11/2026

😛🫶🏽🌴☀️
Happy I got them tubes removed or else we’d be coming back with baby #6 announcement 🤭

Husband leaves tomorrow after being home two weeks and I’m about to return to my solo-parent-of-five era. 🫠So tonight we...
03/15/2026

Husband leaves tomorrow after being home two weeks and I’m about to return to my solo-parent-of-five era. 🫠
So tonight we’re celebrating our last night together and praising the Lord for modern medicine and my tubal ligation because if my tubes were still connected… there’s a 90% chance we’d accidentally add baby #6 tonight. 😭😂
I hope you have Safe travels tomorrow babe! Hurry home to us❤️

03/06/2026

Enjoy this video of me still being in content creator mode even after a long night out 😂🫶🏽🫣 WHY IN THE WORLD DID THIS HOTEL NOT HAVE A ELEVATOR?!I’m surprised we both made it up the stairs🤣 We don’t get a lot of nights out but this specific night we had a blast. It was nice to go out and enjoy being partners🤪🥂

Joey and I escaped the house for the first time in forever and remembered we are not just business partners in a childca...
03/01/2026

Joey and I escaped the house for the first time in forever and remembered we are not just business partners in a childcare facility we accidentally created. We are actually attracted to each other.

We went out like two people with zero responsibilities. Flirting across the table. Acting like we don’t have a shared Notes app titled “Groceries & bills”🤣

And then instead of driving home to tiny humans and Zootopia in the background… we checked into a hotel and absolutely clocked IN.

No baby monitor.
No tiny footsteps.
No one yelling “I peed the bed.”
Just grown, married, uninterrupted decision making for 12 straight hours.

If you know, you KNOW. 🫢🫣

Let’s just say the Do Not Disturb sign earned its keep. We rediscovered muscles we forgot existed. At one point I think we both realized we were moving with a confidence our joints did not approve of.

Fast forward to today…

WHY are we walking like we survived a minor car accident?
Why do my thighs hurt?
Why is he stretching like he just finished leg day at the gym?
Who let us behave like we’re 20 bywith zero consequences???

We are cracking up because it is NOT okay that being married and minding your business can result in this level of soreness. We have responsibilities. We have to function. We cannot be limping through the day like this.

Anyway.

10/10 would recommend remembering you’re spouses and not just exhausted parents. We had an amazing time being married.

Now if you need us, we’ll be hydrating, taking ibuprofen, and pretending we pulled something “lifting our 50-Eleven kids”

Is she really your best friend if y’all haven’t been accused of being le****ns at least once?Because listen… I could sha...
02/25/2026

Is she really your best friend if y’all haven’t been accused of being le****ns at least once?

Because listen… I could share a toothbrush with this girl.
Share a drink.
Take a bite out of her burger mid sentence.
Probably even suck her toes just to prove a point.

And it would STILL be the most aggressively platonic relationship known to mankind.

That’s my BEST FRIEND.
Not my girlfriend.
Not my secret lover.
Just my emotionally codependent, trauma bonded, “don’t look at me like that in public” soulmate.

If y’all don’t make strangers uncomfortable with your level of affection… are you even best friends???

Tag your “we swear we’re straight but this is getting suspicious” bestie below. 😂

Be honest…Do you prefer:A) A man who leadsB)A man who begsC) A man who can handle a confident momComment your letter 👀My...
02/24/2026

Be honest…
Do you prefer:
A) A man who leads
B)A man who begs
C) A man who can handle a confident mom
Comment your letter 👀
My letter Is in the comments

I ran into a friend today and she said she loved my blue striped pajamas… and then very innocently goes, “They kind of r...
02/24/2026

I ran into a friend today and she said she loved my blue striped pajamas… and then very innocently goes, “They kind of remind me of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.”

And listen… she meant ZERO harm. It was purely a stripes observation. Very casual. Very harmless.

But my dramatic brain?

Oh it clocked in immediately.

For half a second I was like… why am I being compared to emotionally heavy historical literature while I’m just trying to exist in cotton???

My confidence didn’t leave… it just blinked twice.🙈🫣

But honestly? The more I thought about it, the funnier it became.

That book is memorable.
Impactful.
Discussed.
Unforgettable.

So if my pajama set is giving “thought provoking and iconic,” I’ll accept the compliment in whatever form it arrives.

And now that we’ve covered my brief internal spiral…

Let’s discuss the real plot twist:

I wore these blue striped pajamas until 5pm.

Five.
In the afternoon.

And yes. I left the house in them.

Because this is the level of comfort you unlock when you’re a stay at home mom whose husband makes sure you don’t have to be anywhere except in charge of tiny humans and snack distribution.

If I accomplish keeeping all kids alive and healthy in pajamas?
That’s called productivity and makes it valid.

And honestly, the fact that I left the house in pajamas at 4:57pm and still got complimented? That’s growth.

So shoutout to my sweet friend for the stripes observation and shoutout to me for taking it lightly and choosing to see it as literary main character energy instead of emotional damage. 😂

Tell me I’m not the only one who builds entire days around loungewear and vibes.

Does anyone else completely spiral after ONE missed call or is that just me?Because why does my brain immediately go to:...
02/23/2026

Does anyone else completely spiral after ONE missed call or is that just me?

Because why does my brain immediately go to:

“Oh. He didn’t answer? That’s it. The love is gone. 10 years down the drain. I understand. I release you. May Tanya from payroll treat you well.”

And then I’m leaving a voicemail like:

“I just think it’s interesting how after a DECADE of marriage and me baring FOUR of your children, you can’t answer the phone. I mean it’s fine. I get it. Clearly the spark has died. I hope cheating was worth it.”

All because he didn’t pick up at 2:17 PM.

Meanwhile this man is probably:
in the shower
on a work call
fighting for his life on the toilet
or just didn’t hear it

But no. Not in my cinematic universe.

In my version he’s emotionally detached, rekindling a forbidden romance, and I’m preparing my single mom comeback era speech.

Why are we like this??? 😂

Why does one missed call turn into:
A betrayal
A think piece
A full blown dramatic monologue worthy of an award

I swear sometimes I just like to spice up the relationship with a light, casual accusation to keep things fresh. You know. Keep him on his toes. Build character.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who goes from “hey babe” to “I see you’ve chosen chaos and infidelity” in under 60 seconds.

Comment and confess. I need to know I’m not alone in my unhinged wife era.

Sometimes I sit back and think… DAMNNNN! That is A LOT of kids. (I even do a recount sometimes like am I counting six ki...
02/23/2026

Sometimes I sit back and think… DAMNNNN! That is A LOT of kids. (I even do a recount sometimes like am I counting six kids, correctly!?)

And before anybody starts acting like I did this solo… please remember this was a TWO-player sport. I did not do this on my own! 😫 BLAME THE PAPI NOT JUST ME.

Yet somehow moms are the “crazy” ones and get looked at like we are insane and did this on our own 🙄

But when I was having them? It didn’t feel like that many.
Now I walk into any room and it’s immediately a full audience. No echo. No privacy. Just vibes and snacks missing.

The house is always loud.
The grocery bill is disrespectful.
And birthdays? Automatic big party. We don’t even need guests the sibling headcount alone requires a bounce house. 😭

But my heart?
Embarrassingly full.

Anyway. If you need me, I’ll be over here running an entire village🤭.

Drop how many kids you have below I need to know if I’m leading the league or not. 🖤

It’s all fun and games until you’re driving your kids to school with ONE EYE CLOSED like you’re in a low budget pirate m...
02/23/2026

It’s all fun and games until you’re driving your kids to school with ONE EYE CLOSED like you’re in a low budget pirate movie fighting for your life. 😭

Tell me why I’m squinting, blinking aggressively, trying to check the rearview mirror and investigate my eyeball at the same time… fully convinced there is a WHOLE NAIL lodged behind my eyelid.

I’m mentally preparing for surgery. I’m writing my goodbye letters. I’m accepting my way out of this world.

Just for it to be this microscopic, disrespectful little piece of fuzz.

This tiny demon almost ruined my entire morning. Had me ready to scoop my eyeball out with a the nearest thing in sight.

Anyway. I survived. The fuzz has been evicted.
Now I need coffee and emotional compensation for what I just endured.

Meanwhile, of course, I have no bra or panties on, so Bitties and Cooter are just out. So God forbid I had gotten a wreck because I’m driving with one eye the whole town would’ve got a free show. 

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