12/25/2025
Just a heads-up: two not-so-bright but extremely tough individuals are reportedly attempting to break into homes. If you see these two, call the police. They've survived 3rd degree Burns, Electrocution, Fractured vertebrae, Broken Necks, and fractured skulls, so they're like the Terminator, minus the intelligence. Merry Christmas, all from your pal Cruizin' Chris Michaels