Max Belin

04/01/2024

The ignorance of racist people is beyond sickening how is it The Mayor of Baltimore fault for the bridge collapse

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott (D) said Sunday he is brushing off the “DEI mayor” labels that began circulating after the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse last week. Shortly after the c…

03/23/2024

Convo this morning with wife this morning
Me: blah blah blah ( just saying random s**t to annoy her)
Her: SHUT UP FOR I SHOVE A T***Y IN YA MOUTH
Me: 👀👀🤔😏……………. BLAHHHH BLAHHHH BLAHHHHHHH BLAHHHH BLAHHHHHH BLAHHHHHH
Her: 👋🏽 slappppppp and poppp
Me: 🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳 THAT AINT WHAT YOU SAID UOU WAS GONNA DO WTF 🤬 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Her: mmmhmmmm why u so nasty
Me: CUZ IMMA NASTY MUHHHFUGGA 🤪🤪🤪
Her: SMH GET DRESSED WE GOT ERRANDS
Me: 😳 Wait WAIT NOOOO SO I DONT GET TO LICK A T***Y AND I GOTTA GO TO DAMN TARGET 😖😖😖😖 this false advertising 😡😡😡

03/21/2024

When you a certified crack head……family or not don’t come for me or my siblings cuz first thing I’m telling is you A POOKIE ASS 🥷

03/20/2024

Bruh I get home I gotta find that Lil Caesar puff thang that s**t look good af

03/20/2024

I wonder when my mom named me did she think imma have to argue with people about my ACTUAL LEGAL NAME LMAO like mofos really never believe me till I show my id and they like O….. imma start makin folks say they sorry s**t lmao

03/19/2024

Virgos always get the lick back…..

03/18/2024

My grand done learned how to ft me …….ohhh lawd it’s up from here lmao I love her whole life

03/18/2024

When I tell you the peace I have gotten for just focusing on my family my business my close circle……. It’s been love

03/17/2024

Some of yallll hilarious……….

03/16/2024

Lawd pray for me Aries season is fast approaching…… and I married one 😳🤣🤣

03/14/2024

I drink licka with no reaction don’t play with me……🤨🤨🤨

03/12/2024

IDK WHO NEED TO HEAR THIS BUT..
THE ARM REST IS FOR THE DRIVER !!
🗣️🔊🔊PUT YO FKN
ELBOW ON YO LAP