06/10/2026
Apparently porch geese are old news…
Meet Martha, my Desk Goose. 🪿💙
Ava named her, and she’s been promoted to office supervisor. Her duties include:
✔ Watching over family photos
✔ Guarding my desk
✔ Providing emotional support
✔ Judging my life choices
✔ Reminding me to keep my eyes on Jesus ✝️
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who owned a desk goose, but here we are.
Does anyone else have a porch goose, desk goose, or some other random little mascot that has completely taken over their life? 😂